Giving 50 billion to the CEO will totally save the company. The company has not made this much profit yet thoughout it's history.

  • sloth [none/use name]
    hexbear
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    13 days ago

    Pictured: Elon Musk sits on the floor of a Tesla Plant with his back to the camera. Deep in thought he sketches revolutionary new designs with his big box of Crayola (containing all 240 colors).

  • happybadger [he/him]
    hexbear
    49
    14 days ago

    Adrian Dittmann regularly goes on Alex Jones' Twitter Spaces show. His schtick is that he sounds exactly like Elon Musk but never admits to being him. The hosts of the Knowledge Fight podcast have been covering it and trying to decide if it is or isn't him. If it is, it's uniquely pathetic. If it isn't, it's uniquely pathetic in a different way.

    • Speaker [e/em/eir]
      hexbear
      25
      14 days ago

      Heard a clip on Western Kabuki, and if that's not Elon Musk then it's the guy who does the Elon Tusk voice on Rick & Morty.

      • happybadger [he/him]
        hexbear
        28
        14 days ago

        On Knowledge Fight they go back and forth between it being Elon, his brother, or a really good impersonator who's doing it so people think he's Elon. It's pretty spot-on and Alex Jones immediately goes into m'lord mode thinking it's actually Elon. I think it is Elon because he had that other weird account roleplaying as his child. The world's loneliest boy is inventing imaginary friends to tell him how smart he is.

          • happybadger [he/him]
            hexbear
            17
            14 days ago

            It's great. Alex stops whatever the episode is about to make it a show about interviewing Adrian as if he's Elon Musk. Because Alex was unbanned by Elon personally, he feels personally indebted and is completely submissive.

  • Cummunism [they/them, he/him]
    hexbear
    31
    14 days ago

    how can this not be breaking some sort of SEC law? he is rich though, laws probably matter less for him.

  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
    hexbear
    26
    14 days ago

    the posed picture is what gets me. people posting pictures of themselves trying to seem like they were captured candidly in a moment of introspection... I just can't deal with that.

    it's the kind of move kids do when they first get a camera and get on social media at peak awkward stage, which is amusing in retrospect and from the outside. like that "boo caught me sleepin" genre of pics.

    but this guy is like 50 or whatever. so what a fukn LOSER.

  • citrussy_capybara [ze/hir]
    hexbear
    20
    14 days ago

    the banner and pfp are what melon husk thinks he looks like, also similar to the halloween armour he used for a long time thinking it made him look cool

    Show

  • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
    hexbear
    14
    14 days ago

    "She goes to a different school. In Canada. But my girlfriend is totally real."

  • @angrytoadnoises@lemmygrad.ml
    hexbear
    13
    14 days ago

    Surely not. Like doing this type of behavior would make me curl in on myself in cringe if it was ever exposed. It would actually send me. How does a billionaire sit back on his chair after typing up a tweet on his fake account and feel okay with himself?