Supermarkets in Russia sell cabbage “quarters” as many citizens can’t afford to buy full-size cabbages

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the text, with such phrases as “Russians are not yet at the stage of economic chemotherapy” and “Putin opened the gates of hell.”


Supermarkets in Russia sell cabbage “quarters” as many citizens can’t afford to buy full-size cabbages anymore.

At the beginning of April 2022, people in Moscow remind me of a patient who has received a stage three cancer diagnosis from his doctor, and for the next month goes about his ordinary life in denial, barely noticing the first signs of the disease.

Russians are not yet at the stage of economic chemotherapy, and walk about as if nothing’s going on, trying to look upbeat and unconcerned despite rapidly rising prices.

Do you know why there’re no guns and ammo left in Moscow gun stores, and in the police departments men line up to receive gun licenses?

Muscovites expect 150,000 Russian soldiers to return from Ukraine shortly and start marauding on their streets.

In 1905, soldiers that returned from the Japanese War started a revolution.

In 1917, soldiers that returned from World War One used the guns to overthrow tsar’s regime.

In 1989, soldiers that returned from the forever war in Afghanistan formed gangs that led to gangster capitalism of the 1990s when businessmen were killing each other with AK47 and bazookas.

In 2022, soldiers that had survived annihilation from the most advanced Western weapons, will unleash violence in Moscow and elsewhere in Russia that will make “Crazy 90s” look like a walk in the park.

Massacre of civilians in Bucha has shown that Russian soldiers are in a very bad psychological shape. Let’s not split hairs, many of them have become psychopaths from horrors of war, and the disturbing part it has happened very, very fast that they might not be aware of the changes, which could be fundamental.

Russian soldiers have been blown up and torched by modern anti-tank and anti-aircraft weapons, shot at night by Ukrainian snipers wearing advanced thermal night vision goggles, their wounded comrades were shot in the heads by the Kadyrov militia, their bodies were abandoned and eaten by stray dogs, because the state refused to pick them up, while they were killing other native Russian speakers, Slavic Orthodox Christians just like them, while being told that they are Nazis.

The US hasn’t even tested their switchblade kamikaze drones and anti-ship weapons on them yet, while Putin hasn’t used biological, chemical and small tactical nuclear weapons. This madness can still be dialled up to the levels where human minds can’t deal with it and get short-circuited.

Additionally, another 140,000 Russian soldiers will be thrown into the meat grinder, and therefore the number of the soldiers woth permanently damaged psyche returning to the civilian life might equal that after the Afghan War.

Russian soldiers have raped women, killed civilians, and plundered apartments and houses sending packages from Belarus to their wives with the loot.

Imagine, those guys who had seen hell with nothing to lose are unleashed upon the streets of Moscow and Saint Petersburg.

They see luxury vehicles and mansions of oligarchs, ATM machines stuffed with 5000 ruble notes, and the police and National Guard who are used to kicking old women in the stomach and dragging students over the asphalt roads.

In a likelier event, cops and National Guard will gang up with Ukraine war veterans to form bands to loot everything in sight and kill competition. It’s also going to be a zero sum game as West tightens up sanctions.

Simultaneously, the returning soldiers will tell Russians that there are no Nazis in Ukraine, and that they were sent there to kill other Russians, no different from them. The collective reaction of Russians is wholly unpredictable.

On February 24th, Putin opened the gates of hell.

  • glimmer_twin [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    What the hell? Is this not standard everywhere? You can always get half cabbages where I live, and sometimes quarters too. A whole fucking cabbage is way too much for most things you want cabbage for.

  • lyuba [love/loves]
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    2 years ago

    Lol okay but I would actually love to be able to buy half or quarter sized cabbages sometimes. Cooking an entire cabbage yields sooo much. If I didn’t have a partner, I’d never be able to get through all the leftovers myself.

    • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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      2 years ago

      Was gonna say this. I generally cut it super fine and use it for cronch, a quarter cabbage is perfect.

          • glimmer_twin [he/him]
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            2 years ago

            Red cabbage is superior, proving once again that communism is correct

            • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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              2 years ago

              Trying to describe the taste difference is really hard now that I've tried. It tastes slightly more red is rhe best I've got

    • Upanotherday [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      This is totally a thing around me. :kkkanada:

      When I noticed it more often it actually helped me to start eating healthier. Its nice to be able to grab say a 1/4 cabbage and not worry about wasting or having to live off nothing but cabbage the next 3 days.

    • JuneFall [none/use name]
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      2 years ago

      In my German supermarket you can buy full, half and "quarter-ish" ones. So I guess people in Germany can't afford cabbages. Which sometimes is right, but it seems to be a case of the parenti-quote :parenti-hands:

  • Huldra [they/them, it/its]
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    2 years ago

    Ive bought cabbage quarters in Sweden lol.

    Sometimes you literally just dont want a whole ass cabbage taking up space in your fridge and making you eat cabbage for the whole week.

    • TerminalEncounter [she/her]
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      2 years ago

      No, I thought the same thing! I like a coleslaw or pickling my own cabbage or using it on a sandwich, but I literally can't get through the giant head quick enough before it rots. I'd totally go for a quarter or share (but no one I know wants to take a half head of cabbage lol).

      • booty [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        pickle the entire thing and then share the result :sicko-wholesome:

  • Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    That sounds like a good thing? Cabbages are huge mfers and sometimes I don't need an entire cabbage? I should be able to buy half of one?

  • emizeko [they/them]
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    2 years ago

    I could go down to the supermarket and find equivalent shit here in Burgerguo, but what is the fucking point. these people are desperate to believe their own lies

  • Evilphd666 [he/him, comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    Cabbages have a lot. If you're in one or two person household this would save on food waste. I'd buy a quater. It'll last 3 days.

    (Pay no attention to the whole cabbages underneath)

    • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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      2 years ago

      https://www.businessinsider.com/shrinkflation-grocery-stores-pringles-cereal-candy-bars-chocolate-toilet-paper-cadbury-2021-7

      Oh shit! Oh fuck!

  • Commander_Data [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    My partner and I get a head of cabbage a week, we use part of it to make chicken thighs and cabbage and part of it to make another dish with ground whatever, lately it's been turkey, eggs and quinoa and we still end up throwing out a good bit. We would love to buy half a head of cabbage, not because we can't afford the whole one, but because we hate waste.

    • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Yeah it sucks when you have to shave 20% of your cabbage leftovers just to get rid of the brown stuff.

  • Pain_Disliker [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    i guarantee the person who posted this can buy pre-sliced produce at their local grocer/supermarket wtf

  • SoyViking [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    116 rubles (1,55 US dollars) for a quarter of a head of cabbage? That does sound really expensive. Is this a normal price for cabbage in Russia these days?

    • Upanotherday [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      ~$1.20 USD for a 1/4 head of cabbage in Canada atm.

      $1.92/kg (maplebucks)

      lmao.lol

    • Mardoniush [she/her]
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      2 years ago

      $1.34 here in Australia, an agricultural exporter of cabbage.

      The USA has deeply suppressed prices compared to the rest of the western world thanks to its Hegemony and ability to make unequal trade treaties.

  • Dolores [love/loves]
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    2 years ago

    i have NEVER seen such a thing in yankeeland :freedom-and-democracy:

    • Sephitard9001 [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      it's posts like these that reminds me the adults-in-the-room liberals are just as if not more terminally online than me. This motherfucker has shopped at one supermarket their entire life and has never stepped foot in the produce aisle once.

  • Thordros [he/him, comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    Oh shit, oh fuck, oh heck, I saw a cored pineapple at the grocery store today, Olympus has fallen, get to the bunkers lads!

  • betelgeuse [comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    What? Only 16 oz bottles of mayochup are on shelves in Russia? That motherfucker, Putin! It's because citizens can't afford 5 gallon buckets of it like we can in the freedom country of individuality.