You have to pick or the entire world gets blown up an asteroid

  • Mindfury [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    trump and soros, surely

    all time goat boogiemen, and you'd break brains with any theory about why they were the two that were spared

  • KimJongFun [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    I'd just pick two names out of a hat and then have them live together in a zoo playacting their old lives where people can gawk at it as a reminder of how completely insane the capitalist order really was

  • AFineWayToDie [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Elon Musk. We create a simulated environment for him, where he's locked in a big house and has access to a fake internet, where we make up news and events for the benefit of witnessing his unhinged social media responses.

    It can be like that Chapo bit where Trump is legally declared president-for-life, but only inside his casino.

  • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]
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    2 years ago

    Fuck... Uh... Let me think...

    Trump, just so we can let him post somewhere for amusing antics (heavily regulated as to not spread brain worms though)

  • ButtBidet [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    All the fucking billionaires go to a non fictional Squid Game like contest. The winner gets to work in retail and not die.

    I'm very disappointed in Hexbear for not coming to this answer sooner :bern-disgust:

  • glimmer_twin [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    The amount of posters here who think relatively niche TV personalities and musicians are “billionaires” really goes to show how little grasp people have on what a billion dollars really is, lol.

    • ElHexo
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      3 months ago

      deleted by creator

    • MF_COOM [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      I only saw two musicians mentioned here as billionaires, and they are both billionaires

      • glimmer_twin [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        Weird Al is definitely not a billionaire lol. Beyoncé’s net worth is 500 mill which while obscene is not technically a billionaire, though if you include her husband I’m sure that pushes her over the edge.

        Rihanna IS a billionaire though (and then some) which is a bit mind blowing.

  • GOSPLANGamer [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    I’d save each of the Koch brothers from execution but I’d lock them in a room without any food and see which one comes out.

  • SerLava [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    It would have to be two of the youngest failsons or faildaughters. They're probably little shits but they also didn't really DO anything.