• aaro [they/them]
      hexbear
      28
      25 days ago

      just absolutely morbin and kraven all over the place

  • AlicePraxis [any]
    hexbear
    41
    24 days ago

    remember when Sony re-released Morbius due to all the memes but still nobody bought tickets because all the memes were about how garbage the movie is? lol

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]
    hexbear
    28
    25 days ago

    I honestly don't understand the idea that people see a movie over and over again like that

    Much less something like Kraven The Hunter

    • FunkyStuff [he/him]
      hexbear
      21
      25 days ago

      Ever met a toddler?

      Also, jokes aside, it is a very ambitious thing to plan around. Recently I watched Decision to Leave and it completely blew me away, I thought it was far beyond the vast majority of movies I've seen in a while. So I go and watch half of Park Chan Wook's filmography. Then I watch Decision to Leave again, and I still think it was really good, but definitely not as much as the first time. Rewatching a movie that I was going wild for in the space of 4 months killed most of my enthusiasm for it, and that's an actually good movie. Who's gonna tell their family "nah forget Christmas, I gots to see Kraven one more time"???

      • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
        hexbear
        9
        24 days ago

        Every day I wake up and open palm slam a VHS copy of Kraven into the VCR and start Kraving along with the hero, Kraven, from the movie Kraven

    • AlicePraxis [any]
      hexbear
      9
      24 days ago

      yeah I like to rewatch some movies but like, maybe once a year? not several times within a span of a few weeks

  • huf [he/him]
    hexbear
    25
    25 days ago

    so they named him craven? amazing. why not whiny? pissboy is free too.

    • AlicePraxis [any]
      hexbear
      15
      24 days ago

      I guess it's an ironic nickname like when a really big guy is named "Tiny"

    • FlakesBongler [they/them]
      hexbear
      14
      24 days ago

      His real name is Sergei Kravinoff

      Which, on the list of bad Russian names, rates a solid 2nd place

  • Stolen_Stolen_Valor [any]
    hexbear
    23
    24 days ago

    It would be very funny to me if they decide to kill it before it sees the light of day and the “this is why everyone hates executives” discourse starts. Then they take the bait again and it still bombs.

  • BelieveRevolt [he/him]
    hexbear
    22
    25 days ago

    Here's a free joke idea for one of those conservative comedians: Kraven Hunter Biden's Laptop

  • LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA [he/him]
    hexbear
    22
    edit-2
    25 days ago

    Apparently they released a trailer for this last year that I never heard about so I went and watched it yesterday.

    Easily going to be the biggest piece of shit on in a theater in a good while. Just horrendous.

    • kleeon [he/him, he/him]
      hexbear
      6
      24 days ago

      I'm going to see it at least 50 times just so I could memorize the post-credit scene

  • Rom [he/him]
    hexbear
    20
    24 days ago

    MORBIUS 2 LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • StalinStan [none/use name]
    hexbear
    18
    edit-2
    24 days ago

    If I had to make a Kraven the hunter film I would simply make it good. I dunno why they choose to make bad ones. It really shouldn't be hard.

    Especially in this modern age. Imagine if they just released a 90 minute music video of a hot guy in 4.5 inch shorts chopping wood and then using that wood to make spears to hunt. Then him reclining on furs of the animals he hunted. A little sexual tension with spider man and the movie would make infinite money.

  • Dessa [she/her]
    hexbear
    16
    25 days ago

    I'm gonna check it out with my girlfriend that goes to another school

  • idkmybffjoeysteel [he/him]
    hexbear
    15
    24 days ago

    That's funny, I'm not really into Marvel at all but I watched this video on Madame Web the other day and it was theorised that was supposed to be a Kraven movie because loads of dialogue has been dubbed over and the script reportedly went through a huge overhaul.

    • fox [comrade/them]
      hexbear
      7
      24 days ago

      It's because the movie originally takes place in the 90s and they decided late in shooting to have it actually coincide with the Tom Holland Spiderman so it was changed to take place in 2002. There's a subplot that goes nowhere with Madam Web's EMT partner "___ Parker" who's sister has a kid on the way and we see them as a baby. I guess they had the rights to "Parker" as a last name but not Uncle Ben Parker