Ice Cream Trinitariansm vs Unitarianism

  • MoneyIsTheDeepState [comrade/them,he/him]
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    2 years ago

    It's pretty straightforward: Chocolate IS Neapolitan, Strawberry IS Neapolitan, and Vanilla IS Neapolitan. However, Chocolate IS NOT Strawberry, Vanilla IS NOT Strawberry, and Strawberry IS NOT Vanilla

    • mkultrawide [any]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      There are Neapolitan ice cream sandwiches, yes.

      • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        I see you dodging the question

        Is neapolitan an ice cream sandwich? :meow-knife-trans:

        • mkultrawide [any]
          hexagon
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          edit-2
          2 years ago

          Is vanilla an ice cream sandwich? :dem:

  • Huldra [they/them, it/its]
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    2 years ago

    My question is, is it any three distinct single flavors in the same container, or just vanilla, chocolate, and strawberry?

    • mkultrawide [any]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      I think Neapolitan is vanilla, chocolate, and strawberry. Otherwise Spumoni is a type of Neapolitan. However, that does bring up the same question about Spumoni.

  • ssjmarx [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Neapolitan is a capitalist conspiracy to increase profits by forcing you to purchase disgusting ass strawberry ice cream when the only flavors you actually care about are vanilla and chocolate.

    :kelly: Strawberry-nomics

    • ElChapoDeChapo [he/him, comrade/them]
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      2 years ago

      I think you mean to say disgusting vanilla ice cream

      The chocolate is the best part and the strawberry goes good with the chocolate, the vanilla is the cuck who gets left uneaten at the bottom of the carton

      • ssjmarx [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        Bro vanilla is the GOAT. Vanilla is the flavor so good that it became the default flavor against which all other flavors are judged.

  • FuckYourselfEndless [ze/hir]
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    2 years ago

    Learned like one week ago that Neapolitan refers to Naples and people from there, which blew my mind.

    • mkultrawide [any]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      The city of Naples has given the world both a top tier ice cream flavor and an excellent type of pizza.

  • Abraxiel
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    2 years ago

    Is the strawberry both fully strawberry and fully vanilla? Obviously.

  • TheBeatles [any]
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    2 years ago

    it only becomes a distinct flavor if you let it melt a little and mix em all together with a spoon until it becomes a weird pinkish brown color

  • FourteenEyes [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Is ice cream a distinct thing, or is it an amalgamation of ingredients into a single vessel? What is any of it but an assemblage of matter, and what is matter but congealed energy? All things are essentially the same stuff. In essence, the tub of ice cream and yourself are the same, simply alternative expressions of the universe. So the real question is not whether the flavors are distinct from one another, it is are you distinct from them?

  • Owl [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Humankind isn't ready for this sort of question. We haven't yet invented trialectics.