• AlicePraxis
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    5 months ago

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    • peeonyou [he/him]
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      5 months ago

      I can't imagine anything more gay. Do you talk about your feelings and kiss and stuff?
      Sounds pretty goddamn gay to me.
      I bet you say sappy shit and give her compliments too. So gay.

    • dannoffs [he/him]
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      5 months ago

      You mean legally commit to hang out with a woman? Sounds pretty gay to me.

    • TheDoctor [they/them]
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      5 months ago

      Look, do I like my top bro better than I like my wife? Yes. Do I reserve all of my deference and respect for him while treating her like a means to an end? Also yes. What was the original question again?

  • Florn [they/them]
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    5 months ago

    There's a woman in your marriage? Forced diversity much?

    • TheDoctor [they/them]
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      5 months ago

      DEI consultants? In my traditional marriage? It’s more likely than you think.

  • mkultrawide [any]
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    5 months ago

    You need to have a talk with your wife. Ask her how she would feel if you made her do an overly complicated handshake, including a chest bump, ending with saying "J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS" in front of her girlfriends. Maybe she will understand and learn some empathy.

    • TheDoctor [they/them]
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      5 months ago

      My wife gives me baths and prepares all my meals WITHOUT affection like a true trad cath

  • Rojo27 [he/him]
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    5 months ago

    Ask her if she thinks you're gay and if she says no tell her only gay guys let their wives kiss them in front of other guys.

    • TheDoctor [they/them]
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      5 months ago

      What are the guys gonna watch? How gay. Why does it make me excited?

  • anarchoilluminati [comrade/them]
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    5 months ago

    You can still save it. Confidently maintain eye contact with her and piss your pants to assert dominance.

    DON'T let her get away with this!

  • Feinsteins_Ghost [he/him]
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    5 months ago

    goddamn bro she might as well be pegging you in front of your boys.

    divorce her.