Imagine the absolute clownshow of the Dems trying to figure out what to do and who to run instead lmfao
They literally have nothing, there is no plan B
Hunter Biden steps in, because "The country deserves a Biden on the ballot"Would honestly vote for hunter. He will get slizzard and crash air force 1 into area 51 trying to find hot aliens in his area.
If all he did was legalise drugs he would be the least evil president since FDR
Tbh I would unironically voot for Hunter if this happened
I've said it before but the funniest possible series of events would mean
loses to Orb Mommy in the primary, who smokes DeSantis in the general and becomes our most woowoo president in historyFDR famously had a bad phobia of the number 13, like he avoided doing anything or traveling on the 13th day of the month. He'd also leave rooms if there were 13 people in it. He was kinda woo.
Nixon was afraid of hospitals, but I don't think he ever explained why. I've always thought he had some kinda superstition about them.
Were there any other explicitly woowoo presidents? I know the first few were afraid of getting buried alive, but that was a common fear in old timey times.
Nancy Reagan consulted astrologers and she was calling the shots the 2nd term
honestly picturing some Parasyte-esque anime where the president has been subsumed by the morphed hand of his, and she's in communication with some spirit realm, using presidential power to put the earth in as prime a state as possible before ripping open the portal so they can take over our planet. Hunter Biden is the protagonist.
I know the first few were afraid of getting buried alive, but that was a common fear in old timey times
i should hope people remain fearful of this eventuality
it was a bigger deal when medical science had less of an understanding of how to check if a person is still alive. There was a poor understanding of things like comas, and it was particularly bad during cholera epidemics. Some older graveyards have these pulley systems with bells that extend down into the coffin, so a person trapped can ring the bell and get rescued.
One famous example is the Roman emperor Flavius Zeno. He got buried alive after becoming sick and unresponsive, and got saved after someone heard screaming from his sarcophagus. Edgar Allan Poe also wrote a few stories about it
the past really sucked in a lot of ways
Edgar Allan Poe also wrote a few stories about it
I remember lending a book that was a collection of his short stories from the library when I was like 11-12, and this one story about being buried alive fucked me up so bad I didn't sleep for weeks lol
As if DeSantis makes it out of Iowa. Trump unfortunatly has a lot of overlap with Williamson.
George the 3rd would still win out as most woo woo american head of state though
Why did Biden sit motionless in a chair wearing aviator shades and a facemask during his acceptance speech?
Buttigieg would pull some trotskyite shenanigans and state that on his deathbed Biden wanted him to take the nomination in a very "then as farce" moment.
If Buttigieg is Trotsky and Biden is Lenin, who is Stalin in this scenario?
He doesn't die but he false into a persistent vegetative state like the queen and so he sits in the oval office on life support. An aid holds a pen in his hand and moves it across papers. They use an AI to perform his speeches as an "adaptive communication device"
Woodrow Wilsoning is an honour reserved for only the most racist and decrepit of US presidents
10,000 libs are sacrificed every day to keep the Resolute Desk functioning
We must keep the Golden Respirator functioning, lest the Libonomican flicker and die
I think that would automatically make all the AI minecraft president videos equally valid as history then, right?
I have been praying to the Lord every night since 2020 for Don and Joe to die back-to-back to give us the funniest election of all time
Nah Biden will win and die immediately after. So the Americans get Kamala Harris or Nancy Pelosi as president lol
Most Dem politicans are absolute shit and boring. Say what you want about Obama but at least he appeared human (for a warcriminal). Like seriously I could go to the local bar and find more charismatic people than the average democrat politician.
Yeah, at least Sleepy Joe has the "old familiar face" thing going for him, everyone else is an empty husk lol
When Paul Wellstone died a week before elections Minnesota democrats didn't know what to do so Walter Mondale stepped in and absolutely blew it. The former Vice President lost to St Paul mayor Norm Coleman. The democrats still do a horseshit job of memorializing Wellstone because conservatives attack them for politicizing his death since it's so close to the election. It would be so funny if Biden died a week before and doesn't get the grand spectacle of a funeral like McCain did. Just forever eschewed in the media that this old man in charge of the country croaked at the most inconvenient time.
I think I remember Tarence from trillbillies predicting this exact occurrence on a recent episode. He seemed quite confident. Dead by October or something. It’s really not all that unlikely. We’ve all the seen the man speak, and although he does seem to technically still be alive… he’s clearly well past his sell by date.
