Trumpy is a Swifty?

InevitableSwing [none/use name] · 5 months ago

InevitableSwing [none/use name] · 5 months ago

EXCUSIVE

For fuck's sake. A comment about a celeb isn't breaking Watergate.

Rojo27 [he/him] · 5 months ago

Yeah, but he called her beautiful 5 TIMES. That's a lot.

InevitableSwing [none/use name] · 5 months ago

If it was six - would they get a Pulitzer and a free sub?

Rojo27 [he/him] · 5 months ago

Yes, truly groundbreaking reporting.

Rom [he/him] · 5 months ago

BREAKING

EXCLUSIVE

LIVE

GrouchyGrouse [he/him] · 5 months ago

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Strayce@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 months ago

Okay, but did anyone notice he referred to himself in third person?

john_browns_beard [he/him, comrade/them] · 5 months ago

I'm reading it in Smeagol's voice now

InevitableSwing [none/use name] · 5 months ago

Beastie Boys' voice: Trump - illest at illeism.

Red_Sunshine_Over_Florida [he/him] · edit-2 5 months ago

The question is: Is she more beautiful than the generals?

joaomarrom [he/him, comrade/them] · 5 months ago

yes, but she still can't beat the boaters

ElGosso [he/him] · 5 months ago

Didn't he comment on one of her relationships at the time? I think Trump just loves celebrity gossip and Swift is an unending source of it.

InevitableSwing [none/use name] · 5 months ago

I remember when he was very weirdly concerned about Kristen Stewart's love life.

ElGosso [he/him] · 5 months ago

Oh that's who it was!

anarchoilluminati [comrade/them] · 5 months ago

He's just like me, for real. So relatable.

I'm gonna vote for him.

EllenKelly [comrade/them] · 5 months ago

BREAKING NEWS: Taylor Swift confirmed LIB by a BIG WET BOY

Feinsteins_Ghost [he/him] · 5 months ago

Lanky blonde like his daughter. Of course.

QuillcrestFalconer [he/him] · 5 months ago

He's horny

morrowind@lemmy.ml · 5 months ago

Bro has a crush

Caduceus · edit-2 5 months ago

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chickentendrils [any, comrade/them] · 5 months ago

"unusually beautiful"

He baiting some Q thing?

FlakesBongler [they/them] · 5 months ago

Me, doing an oral report on a book I only know the title of:

diego_maradona [none/use name, any] · 5 months ago

i hear she's very talented

RyanGosling [none/use name] · 5 months ago

Yes

Lemmygradwontallowme [he/him, comrade/them] · 5 months ago

Oh, fuck, I don't need to hear any of this... still less obsessive, compared to Stefan Mol. 's hornyposting of Swift...