dog piece, gun piece, monster truck piece. That's just today.

  • BobDole [none/use name]
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    2 months ago

    Oh yeah? I’m picturing your chess pieces in my mind, and I am rotating them

    • Angel [any]
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      2 months ago

      Your username needs a bit more bass.

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  • Evilsandwichman [none/use name]
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    2 months ago

    Dog piece is able to shift back to any empty square adjacent to the king

    Gun piece takes out 4 pawns at a time but has to spend the first three turns being radicalized on 4chan

    Monster truck piece doesn't even do anything, it just tells people about its ride, and how isn't she a beaut, and it's a dual rear wheel

  • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    I transcended Jordan Peterson. I learned to do the Canadian Kermit voice and now I just tell myself things I want to hear in a room without mirrors.

  • BlueMagaChud [any]
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    2 months ago

    JP ever elaborate about those Chinese dick sucking machines?

  • iie [they/them, he/him]
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    2 months ago

    the wild card chess piece jumps to a totally random square that might be where your own king is, causing you to instantly lose

    that's the price you pay for having a little chaos

    • happybadger [he/him]
      hexagon
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      2 months ago

      So you can best me in a battle of wits? Fine, I have so many other pieces.

      Dog piece- always loyal to the king

      Gun piece- one free kill

      Monster truck piece- throw it at the board

        • starlight32 [any]
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          2 months ago

          it also kills one of the pawns near the king

      • PsychedSy@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        2 months ago

        For dog I wanted him to have to be within two squares or he can only move directly toward king.

        Gun has a max range. Otherwise same.

        Monster truck - moves four places. Jumps the two in the middle. Can fly off the map.

    • happybadger [he/him]
      hexagon
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      2 months ago

      Already thought of it last Wednesday. The Chess piece.

  • RyanGosling [none/use name]
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    2 months ago

    Hustler secret: always listen to ads during your 2.5 hours of sleep. This is how you get ahead of other entrepreneurs. Minimize distractions. Maximize inspirations.

  • Hexamerous [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    Currently dual screening Peterson and Huberman, listening to one in each ear and crossing my eyes so I don't loose eye contact with any of them. Been tinkering with the idea of doing an ice foot-bath, it's my own fusion on a morning cold shower testo boost and Wim Hof breath training and I can do it infront of the computer. Thinking if I can fit all this into a 7 hour block daily routine and really stick to it I'm pretty much set up to become FIRE in a few years. Fucking love science!