• zaogao [she/her]
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    2 months ago

    i once got curious and looked up trump's mcdonalds order and learned he doesn't even get french fries??? what the fuck is wrong with him

      • Thordros [he/him, comrade/them]
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        2 months ago

        You don't know how it was back in the day. Stuffed crust was brand new, and cheesy bread sticks hadn't been invented yet. You had to order a whole stuffed crust pizza to get that cheesy goodness, and we regretfully threw out the rest.

    • booty [he/him]
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      2 months ago

      mcdonald's french fries literally taste like cardboard, and have roughly the texture of it too. and yet i still couldnt imagine not eating them. im convinced ronald mcdonald himself place some kind of drug in those fries to make them desirable despite being entirely unappealing in every way

        • Thordros [he/him, comrade/them]
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          2 months ago

          This isn't true. Adding salt and fat to the natural starches in potatoes is plenty addictive—there's no need to make things up.

          • Alaskaball [comrade/them]
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            2 months ago

            https://abcnews.go.com/Lifestyle/mcdonalds-reveals-beloved-fries-made/story?id=28382592

            Dextrose bath

            • Thordros [he/him, comrade/them]
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              2 months ago

              I'm aware of how frozen fries are made. A couple second dip in the water doesn't suddenly turn french fries into cocaine. The sugar content is negligibly different from anything you'd make at home.

    • PurrLure [she/her]
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      2 months ago

      Since their fries are so thin, I imagine they get cold very quickly when you order delivery.

      • LanyrdSkynrd [comrade/them, any]
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        2 months ago

        McDonald's burgers don't start very hot, so I'd imagine that's just as cold as the fries by the time you get it.

        It shocks me people order that shit delivery. I get feeling lazy and ordering in occasionally, but if you're already paying the outrageous doordash fees, kick a couple extra bucks and get something good.

  • john_browns_beard [he/him, comrade/them]
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    2 months ago

    And he took bread, gave thanks and broke it, and gave it to them, saying, “This is my body given for you; do this in remembrance of me.”

    • Alaskaball [comrade/them]
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      2 months ago

      But it's a nug and he's ripping it half before dipping it in some sweet'n'sour sauce

  • Rashav3rak [he/him, any]
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    2 months ago

    he apparently posted this from the hospital after a seizure, according to his wife

    https://x.com/ambercrollo/status/1812866538397139334

    sorry for the twitter link i don't know how to use the alternatives

    • emizeko [they/them]
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      2 months ago

      https://xcancel.com/ambercrollo/status/1812866538397139334

      Matt used to get really anxious that we’d end up on the street with nothing & i always told him we’d be ok because we have a community that will catch us if we fall. we catch them when they need & they catch us when we need. this past year that keeps being reinforced.

      our community is what saved Matt’s life last september, has made everything possible for us since then & it saved his life again yesterday. i have a tendency to isolate when stressed but i know i need people & Matt is a social butterfly & needs to be around people.

      so i’ve been working hard on not isolating. i decided to have regular bbqs pretty much every Sunday, as a sort of makeshift church. i’m so grateful for this community & i wanted a way to keep it strong. at our bbq yesterday Matt had a seizure. everyone was so quick to respond.

      call 911, help move him to the ground, do chest compression, watch the baby and dogs while we went to the hospital. i don’t know what we would’ve done without them. he’s stable & back to baseline. but this is all to say, yes that banger tweet was sent from the hospital.

  • Mokey [none/use name]
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    2 months ago

    I would love to brag that i ate wendys with the hotdog president

      • Dudewitbow@lemmy.zip
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        2 months ago

        id imagine fast food places with tacos would have a more left leaning audience given most taco serving places primarily reside in left leaning states and get that uptick due to high people (e.g Del Taco, Chipotle), and to a less regional extent, Taco Bell and Jack in the Box.

        • Alaskaball [comrade/them]
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          2 months ago

          Hexbears exist, don't kid yourself to the possibility square cows don't exist

  • SSJMarx@lemm.ee
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    2 months ago

    Hey you. You're finally awake. Have you seen what Steve Cohen said about me yesterday? He called me some very nasty things on Twitter. Can you believe it? Twitter, or X as its now called. Elly Musk gave me money the other day, little Elly Musk and his electrical cars. You know what I think about them, right? They're so boring.

    It's the gas-guzzling cars that I like. Gimme a big truck any day, that's how Americans - look, they say the environment this, and the environment that, but where is all the money going? It's not going to the environment, that's for sure. It's all going to China, and we know what they're doing to our environment there.

  • RacoonVegetable@reddthat.com
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    2 months ago

    Politics aside, I hope he pays for all relevant medical and funeral expenses and also some on top. I know this wouldn’t lessen the pain but I think this is the least he could do.

    • Alaskaball [comrade/them]
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      2 months ago

      Lmao that dead dude has to pull himself up by his bootstraps.

      He'll get over it.

    • LanyrdSkynrd [comrade/them, any]
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      2 months ago

      He was at a McDonald's and said, "I'm buying!" while surrounded by a crowd of fans. Then he left without paying. Trump isn't paying for anyones funeral.

      I'm not even sure he should, morally speaking. It's not like the guy jumped in front of the bullet to save Trump. If Igot shot at by a crazed fan at a Taylor Swift concert I wouldn't expect her to pay my hospital bills.