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  • buh [she/her]
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    2 months ago

    The problem with capitalism is you eventually run out of other people’s cum

  • Lerios [hy/hym]
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    2 months ago

    maybe this is just a consequence of not being american, but i genuinely don't know what else that could possibly mean. like. that seems to be an explicitly cum-based game

    • booty [he/him]
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      2 months ago

      apparently it is a localized version available in the city of cumming, georgia which is apparently a suburb of atlanta.

      i live within a couple hours of there and had to look it up so it's not because you're not american lol

      • KhanCipher [none/use name]
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        2 months ago

        There's a lot more of these out there, with the exact same box and graphic design. From what i've been able to find just from 5 minutes of searching is that they're made by Late For The Sky Production Co. When I saw the picture in the OP I instantly recognized the design of it from the one that was made for the small local city where I live.

  • KhanCipher [none/use name]
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    2 months ago

    I know you're all laughing at the name of this board game, but these knock off monopoly board games are pretty god damn depressing, and just not funny at all if you actually look into it. Especially since I know there's a lot more of these local themed monopoly games out there, and in practically the nearly the exact same box and graphic design. The one in the OP is for Cumming, GA.

    • emizeko [they/them]
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      2 months ago

      it's not even a good game. it was designed to be a bad game!

      • KhanCipher [none/use name]
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        2 months ago

        Not what I'm talking about, like there's a whole bunch of localized versions of this and the box is pretty much the same with the name changed

        • Findom_DeLuise [she/her, they/them]
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          2 months ago

          Yep, we had one for the tiny pissant town of <10,000 in which I grew up back in the 80s/90s. They made them for just about everybody.

  • Jacobo_Villa_Lobos [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    It’s where the volcel police have their main station. They even have it on their patrol cars. Don’t believe me? Just watch:

    • VOLCEL_POLICE [it/its]B
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      2 months ago

      Show

      The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

      نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

      volcel-police