• ButtBidet [he/him]
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    4 months ago

    Please be dead. I want COVID to kill someone famous and powerful in 2024.

  • vertexarray [any]
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    4 months ago

    Every time someone on here speculates about him being dead it charges his phylactery up for another year

  • Hexamerous [none/use name]
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    4 months ago

    I did other stuff too. I ate solid food. I walked the corridors by myself. Sat on chairs without falling off.

    I'm not in pain.

    Thank you.

  • kleeon [he/him, he/him]
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    4 months ago

    It's always good to breathe and move around like a living person. I love not being dead from COVID!

    • rayne [she/her]
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      4 months ago

      Harris is taking over his meeting with Bibi too.

      If we don't see him in front of live reporters by the end of the week, yeah I think he's dead.

      • rootsbreadandmakka [he/him]
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        4 months ago

        Could also be that Covid pretty severely fucked him up and he’s in worse shape than he was before the infection, and they don’t want people to see that

        • rayne [she/her]
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          4 months ago

          Yeah actually just watched a YouTube video of him getting on Air Force One. I don't think it's fake. He looks like shit. Very old shaky. At first I thought maybe it was a body double but, if so the body double is a very good actor.

  • 2Password2Remember [he/him]
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    edit-2
    4 months ago

    the joe biden draw a clock challenge is fast becoming the joe biden appear in public challenge

    Death to America

  • FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]
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    4 months ago

    open-biden "You had an entire week and this is the best body double you could find?!"

    the-democrat "Yeah, it's not great...But! If you only view him from sharp angles and large distances...I mean, have you seen the AI-ldritch horrors people go along with? They won't even blink an eye!"