La Croix is made by the same company that makes Faygo. If you drink these, you're a Juggalo/lette
The right way to pronounce fr*nch words is to discard half the letters at random and say the rest as if you're choking on them
The drink is supposed to be pronounced La Croy
founder didn't even know French and had no idea it's pronounced quah lol
Croix is French for Cross, a reference to how when Jesus was dying on the cross, he asked for soda, and they gave him a sponge with lemon mineral water in it to torture him
Read your Bibles, folks
They gave him an unflavored club soda and a walkie-talkie with shitty reception, and screamed the names of fruits into the other walkie-talkie while he drank the club soda.
No, it is actually the secularization of St. Croix
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St.Croix_River(Wisconsin%E2%80%93Minnesota)
