Apparently the British wish to lock me up for daring to suggest something with flavor instead of a cucumber sandwich

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
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      1 month ago

      soypoint-1 DUNK TANK MOMENT EMERGES WITHIN A DUNK TANK POST soypoint-2

      • Robert_Kennedy_Jr [xe/xem, xey/xem]
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        1 month ago

        Let me attempt to translate to the language of your people. "Oi whats da madder with yer' gammers m8? Yew got a loicense for doz tastebuds?"

      • yuritopia [any]
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        1 month ago

        This probably the most embarrassing comment I've ever read here. I can only assume that you are currently dying of shame right now.

        • UlyssesT [he/him]
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          1 month ago

          I can only assume that you are currently dying of shame right now.

          I think he's still basking in the glory days of Reddit teaboos worshipping him for saying "cheers" on the internet after Doctor Who got popular in Burgerland.

      • Outdoor_Catgirl [she/her, they/them]
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        1 month ago

        Damn, you don't even recognize your own language when it isn't in received pronunciation dialect? You must be fantastically stupid.

        • UlyssesT [he/him]
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          1 month ago

          I suppose British boarding school beats brain plasticity out of eel-brained smuglords like that as part of the contagious colonialism hazing ritual.

      • Hexboare [they/them]
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        1 month ago

        'Awright, me ol' mucker! I ain't got the foggiest bleedin' clue wot you're bangin' on about! Proper sorry, but I'm as British as jellied eels an' a pint o' bitter, I am. If you want me to sort ya out, you'll 'ave to natter in proper English, right? None o' that foreign gobblederemoved, or we're in a right two 'n eight, ain't we?'

      • weeen [any, any]
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        1 month ago

        You people are proof that the western century of humiliation has already started in this country tory ukkk

      • RomCom1989 [he/him, any]
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        1 month ago

        LMAO

        What,got a douche tea infusion up your ass,Mr Gammon?

        Fuck right off with this snobbish language elitism you seasoning averse,wannabe aristocrat,island living fuck.

        Your fucking "lAnGuAgE" doesn't deserve a lick of respect,Mr "I'm so fucking superior because I was born in the delusional ruined remnants of an empire of evil".

        The fucking gall on this one,to turn up their fucking pig snout nose at AAVE as if it's some crime against god and their beautiful pristine language! I hope that when you die,they bury you right next to Maggie so you can both nourish yourselves with warm piss for an eternity in hell, you worthless goddamn Anglo!

        Go slobber all over your precious fucking kings genitals or whatever it is you do for a national pastime in that rain soaked shithole you live in.

      • UlyssesT [he/him]
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        1 month ago

        I'm sorry, but I don't speak ... whatever language that is.

        jagoff

      • UlyssesT [he/him]
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        1 month ago

        In that respect I am indeed horifically, terribly British.

        Being passive-aggressively and undeservedly smug over your own eel-brained blandness may have been cool on Reddit over a decade ago but it's old and this isn't even Reddit anymore.

        I'm sorry

        You're not, but you should be.

      • Awoo [she/her]
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        1 month ago

        Holy shit mate why are you such a fucking dickhead? You sound like the kind of dumbass that would've participated in the fascist riots

        Stop embarrassing the country by being such a racist fucking lampshade lad

        • UlyssesT [he/him]
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          1 month ago

          You sound like the kind of dumbass that would've participated in the fascist riots

          Maybe he was there after fellow whiteboy bigot, Boer-flavor my-hero got his gammon ass all riled up on Le Epic X Dot Com, The Everything App.

      • Barx [none/use name]
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        1 month ago

        horifically

        Butchering the Queen's English, are we? Please report for remedial condescending primary school.

      • heggs_bayer [none/use name]
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        1 month ago

        The only real English language is American English. British English is a pathetic shadow.

      • LeylaLove [she/her, love/loves]
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        30 days ago

        you need to speak american to talk to me, i cant understand what a english is yet i can still read all your words