Trump was at the Arizona border wall today. But I don't know the source of the photo.

Here's a photo I got off a newspaper website...

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          • ped_xing [he/him]
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            25 days ago

            Don't. Not even on a plane. Not even in a place where you're supposed to lay low and only consoom physical media and where the old beach movie is one of three burned dvds.

            • UlyssesT [he/him]
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              25 days ago

              That bad, huh? As a Mystery Science Theater 3000 enjoyer, I can handle pretty bad.

                • UlyssesT [he/him]
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                  25 days ago

                  Not sure if I somehow miss a glaringly obvious IP for all these years or if I'm missing some sort of elaborate bit fry

                  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_(film)

                  Seems like the former. My bad.

    • the_itsb [she/her, comrade/them]
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      25 days ago

      he lives off attention, and he's not getting enough

      he's also got PTSD and is almost certainly doing nothing healthy for it – can you imagine him sitting quietly in nature or doing therapy? dude is constantly retraumatizing himself in a culture that denies, ignores, or even celebrates his trauma

      🎻

      • buh [she/her]
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        25 days ago

        mayonnaise is what keeps him young but the woke executives of mcdonalds decided to cut the mayo in big mac sauce by 50% to save $0.02 on each big mac

      • Justice@lemmygrad.ml
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        25 days ago

        Imagine Jr. trying to help Dad out

        1 missed call from Don Jr

        straight to voicemail, set to not ring or notify

        1 voicemail from Don Jr

        caps due to coke

        "DAD! HEY, HEARD YOU'RE HAVING SOME REAL BAD ISSUES AFTER THAT WHOLE UH ORDEAL YOU KNOW THE ONE DAD WELL ANYWAY DAD HAVE YOU TRIED KETAMINE OR MUSHROOMS? WE COULD GO ON A FATHER SON TRIP TO THE DESERT OR PERHAPS SOUTH AMER-"

        "Holy fuck... Barron, can you get me a new number? Yeah. Again. Yeah. Your brother. Thanks, son. My beautiful boy ...so handsome too..."

        thousand mile stare at the wall, hand slowly loosens, phone flops on the floor, Trump continues staring straight ahead apparently in another universe inside his mind

        • the_itsb [she/her, comrade/them]
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          25 days ago

          staring straight ahead apparently in another universe inside his mind

          just like me fr ❤️ hope he spends hours crying for no reason, too

  • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
    hexagon
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    25 days ago

    I thought the image I found might have been messed with a little. Nope. I found the original...

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    • FunkyStuff [he/him]
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      25 days ago

      The fate of all these wet groypers is to perpetually become more and more moist, big, and full of hilarious maladies.

  • djphdk [he/him]
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    25 days ago

    Our big wet boy has dried up. His rizz is gone; evaporated in the sun. He's dusted folks

  • buh [she/her]
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    25 days ago

    he looks washed

    I mean literally like someone put him in a washing machine, high tumble, high heat

  • conditional_soup@lemm.ee
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    25 days ago

    Yikes, he looks like deep fried hell. The dude hasn't looked good for a while, but this is bad. It's wild that the context of other pictures just makes it worse.

  • miz [any, any]
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    25 days ago

    Where We Vitiligo One, We Vitiligo All

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
      hexagon
      ·
      25 days ago

      The trumpet (tetra corinthian) is a temperate fish found on land predominately in Florida and Washington DC. It also has a four year migration where it's found throughout the Continental US most often in the Swing States. It belongs to the family Moridae and it's not related to the true corinthians (genus Gadus). It's known as orangie in Australia although it is only endemic in the US. The trumpet is deathly yellow-orange to off-white with green fin margins.

  • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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    25 days ago

    Motherfucker looks like Leatherface lmao

    He and RFK Jr are in a competition for who can rot from the inside fastest

      • Ildsaye [they/them]
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        24 days ago

        There's a world of difference between wet rot and dry rot. That's what was on the ballot before Biden dropped outjoever

        Now the race is between Clayface trump-drenched and the Joker jokermala

  • Rom [he/him]
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    25 days ago

    Is this what he looks like without makeup?