In the face of relentless ridicule, CyberTruck owners are so intent on proving they can haul things that they're going out of their way to find opportunities to haul things, and in the process they're demonstrating that they do not know how to haul things, inviting more ridicule.

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  • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    4 months ago

    My absolute favorite thing

    There's a gardening company that bought a Cybertruck and gave it the company wrap and everything, it's fucking ugly

    They had to ditch it because they got stuck trying to reverse up someone's driveway and basically broke the damn thing in half

    How do I know this?

    They were working on the rich house down the street from mine

  • culpritus [any]
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    4 months ago

    Ten 80s era Japanese compact pickup trucks surrounding a Cybertruck sitting on a couch. Someone should make that and X it at billionaire-tears

  • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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    4 months ago

    Demonstrating the off-road capabilities by driving my cybertruck on my lawn.

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      4 months ago

      If it's recently rained a little - you've shown the Cyber can handle various terrain with ease. But you better dry it off quickly so you don't get rust and water damage.

  • john_browns_beard [he/him, comrade/them]
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    4 months ago

    I don't understand how people are so bad at hauling mattresses, or just securing a load in general. Ratchet straps are like $10 for two and a mattress of this size is at absolute minimum $300, the math isn't hard.

  • VILenin [he/him]
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    4 months ago

    Hauling unsecured loads to prove how manly the truckkk is amerikkka-clap

  • waluigiblunts [he/him]
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    4 months ago

    I'm not convinced that anyone actually buys a Cybertruck because they want an EV pickup truck for practical reasons. If you actually wanted an EV pickup truck, you would've already gotten a Rivian R1T, a Ford F-150 Lightning, or a Chevrolet Silverado EV.

    • AmericaDelendaEst [comrade/them]
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      4 months ago

      I think the more correct answer though is laying them flat. Even if the cybercuck's bed is too small to allow a mattress, which I would fully believe, the damage from tilting them would be pretty minimal. At the very least wayyyyyyy better than the results in THIS image