• a_jug_of_marx_piss [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    The truth is always in the middle, somewhere between lizard people secretly ruling the world and the jews secretly ruling the world.

      • wantonviolins [they/them]
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        4 years ago

        In high school, I kept trying to start a bit where all the conspiracy theories were true, they were just vastly smaller-scale and dumber than they're made out to be. The HAARP weather control just rains out football games. The greys abduct people but it's just to get us to join their interstellar rager, and the people who come back got ousted for bad vibes and party fouls. All the secret societies and shadowy cabals exist, but they just engage in gang fights at the low levels and a really pointless simulaton of surface geopolitics at the high levels.

        Nobody liked the bit.

  • Hexx [he/him,use name]
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    4 years ago

    why do people think billionaires and celebrities are leaving paper trails, hints, and clues like some fucking mystery game for them to find out some hidden secret?

    • hauntingspectre [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Two explanations I've heard:

      1. that's how the magick works. The spell requires clues to be created as part of the ritual.

      2. because the elites don't care and don't think your cousin who broke his leg at 41 ramping a dirt bike for the first time since he was 12 is smart enough to decipher their clues. It's how the elites demonstrate their contempt for normies.

      • TossedAccount [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        Not gonna lie, that second option seems plausible. These are the same elites who've dialed back the McCarthyist suppression tactics since the 1970s and since allowed openly Marxist orgs to start popping up again in deep capitalist territory because they so brutally and successfully purged/bought off the boomers that they still think they've already won.

    • MagisterSinister [he/him,comrade/them]
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      4 years ago

      Well, they also believe that an overwhelmingly strong shadow government wouldn't be able to shut down a whistleblower in their midst for several years, when actual whistleblowers immediately have to flee to Russia or hide in an embassy. But this Q guy? Apparently able to still work for the Deep State and regularly publish new Q drops.

      They'll probably explain that shit away with some 4D chess moves. If you believe that of all things, Hillary Clinton's elephant ass face is evidence of a powerful cannibalistic rejuvenation process, you obviously don't need ideas to hold up to Occam's Razor.

  • WIIHAPPYFEW [he/him, they/them]
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    4 years ago

    There isn’t really much of a difference between not believing in qanon and being the most fervent qanon supporter in the world.

  • Praxisinic [none/use name]
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    4 years ago

    Media Roots Radio pod was saying that Q has built up a lot of entry points - e.g. there are a lot of people who want to "save the children" and don't really know much about the rest. The bit doesn't sound that far fetched

    • hauntingspectre [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Yes, there's lots of on ramps.

      Think Hollywood is sus? We've got an answer for that!

      Worried about children? We've got an answer for that!

      Think someone must be controlling the world so that it's always getting worse for regular people? We've got an answer for that!

      It will be interesting if that Q drop about "let's ditch the Qanon branding" will have any impact. Maybe that will result in different branches, although I suspect they all will eventually come back together, just more slowly.

    • hogposting [he/him,comrade/them]
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      4 years ago

      there are a lot of people who want to “save the children” and don’t really know much about the rest

      I've seen shit like this on facebook.

    • Totalscrotalimplosio [he/him,any]
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      4 years ago

      That's the Maoist QAnon, the lefite QAnons think that all Americans should be able to eat children. Libs just think we should all have access to them.

  • ChapoBapo [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    I am once again begging chapos to link the dang tweet https://twitter.com/travis_view/status/1313081297594585088

  • QAnon [none/use name]
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    4 years ago

    message transmitted

    party playbook

    Who are the real moderates?

    THE WORLD IS WAKING UP.

  • SerLava [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Yeah, I'm a centrist: Q is a man, not a shapeshifting necromancer.