Probably already a thing, but I worked in a brewery for a little bit, and there's this thing called contract brewing where you get another brewery to make beer for you and then you sell it under your branding.
So we find some brewery, have them make a couple batches of the cheapest ass pale ale they can (pale ale is probs the cheapest beer you can make on scale), and then slap labels that say "Anti-Woke Beer, No SOY! Made with Liberal Tears!" And sell it and get $$$.
Strong men make strong beer
Strong beer makes weak men
Weak men make weak beer
Weak beer makes men hard
Hard men make men hard
I wonder if they made a mistake on not also branding their 200mg espresso cans to suburban mothers and college kids
The grifters were way ahead of you on this one. "Ultra Right" beer.
Yeah, I was going to say I'm pretty sure they've done that. Hell, they've even done anti-woke water
Spitballing brand names:
- The Ku Klux Kans
- 4cans
- GOPints
- Chuggin' Chud.
- Chugchud
- Triumph of the Wheat
- Seig Hop
- Nectar of Hyperborea
Good name, but I think Golden Heritage is perfect for a fashy beer name. It just sounds so larpy.
I thought of adding some Trump theme’d beer but I’m also conflicted because Trump doesn’t drink.
The "The sale of this beer does NOT go towards funding Maoist Guerrillas in the Philippines" label has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the label
There's a hard seltzer called Happy Dad that uses the Nazi NFT monkey on its packaging.
All beer is anti-woke because they make me sleepy. Need to get back to my uni levels of alcohol tolerance to own the libs.
i don't remember the brand, but i do remember having seen contract anti-woke beer being advertised before lmao
also, Minhas is a contract brewer that makes absolute garbo for TJ's so that's got my vote
I'm sure this has been done. checks Yeah, and it's the tackiest I've seen: "Conservative Dad’s Ultra Right 100% Woke-Free American Beer".
Don't quote me on this but I wouldn't be surprised if brewers added soy lecithin to stouts for creaminess/mouth feel
I think the dude that did the anti-woke razors and chocolate has already gotten on it.
