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    • yuritopia [any]
      ·
      16 hours ago

      Yeah, they brought needlers and know where the Fuel Rod Gun spawns. One's already Running Riot with the plasma sword.

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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      19 hours ago

      "My uncle at MIT was a very smart guy - very smart guy. One day I said to him 'What are you working on?' He said 'Top secret - very secret - above top secret nuclear secret - I can't say.' But I wanna know so I say 'Uncle, but I wanna know.' He says 'Okay. The Plasma.' My uncle was 257 IQ. So not just a regular genius - special genius. I'm smart too so I know The Plasma. But I don't know how so I say 'How?' And he says 'Some time in the future there will be The Plasma Weapons. These weapons will be very, very powerful. Blow up a tank or a house a mile away. Just like that.' And he snapped his fingers. The Plasma - I know The Plasma."

    • riseuppikmin [he/him]
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      17 hours ago

      The Venezuelan ion cannons are currently destroying the space force cruisers

    • Palacegalleryratio [he/him]
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      19 hours ago

      He’s seen some of the Space Marine 2 footage and is worried that immigrants are deep striking over the border in drop pods with bolters.

  • KoboldKomrade [he/him]
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    16 hours ago

    In a reasonable society, this type of rhetoric would be punishable by 20 years in the gulag.

  • citrussy_capybara [ze/hir]
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    18 hours ago

    hostile migrants have machine guns beyond 'military scope,' 'massive machine gun-type equipment.'

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  • Acute_Engles [he/him, any]
    ·
    21 hours ago

    Can we please just let the conservatives near the lathe when they're saying cool shit like this?

    "America is literally being invaded, one of the presidential candidates is a communist, climate change isn't happening"

    lathe-of-heaven

    Boom, got you, suckers.

  • adultswim_antifa [he/him]
    ·
    19 hours ago

    Sometimes I feel silly writing "Amerikkka" but Amerikkkans are literally paranoid nazis, inventing new ways to be racist every day.

  • Philosoraptor [he/him, comrade/them]
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    20 hours ago

    The immigrants, they've got beyond mil-spec tech. Real wiz chrome. We're talking beyond delta grade folks. Never seen anything like it.

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
      hexagon
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      edit-2
      19 hours ago

      The immigrants, they got no essence. Negative essence, folks. They should be dead, but they're kept in a state of dreamlike induced hallucinations. It's Aztechnology, probably. They're sending their best this time. trump-anguish

      • LGOrcStreetSamurai [he/him]
        ·
        18 hours ago

        That’s what the face always says. Any runner worth their credits has had plenty of “minimally complicated” jobs. Haha!

        • UlyssesT [he/him]
          hexagon
          ·
          18 hours ago

          I can't help but wonder what the response would be from the typical team if the Johnson said "yeah this is going to suck. Get ready for pain." unsus

  • Frank [he/him, he/him]
    ·
    21 hours ago

    Hell yes. Uncritical support for our auto-cannon toting immigrant comrades.

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
      hexagon
      ·
      21 hours ago

      When wasn't he afraid of guns? Has he ever been shown even touching a gun?

        • UlyssesT [he/him]
          hexagon
          ·
          21 hours ago

          He probably washed his hands swollen pink after touching that.

      • Frank [he/him, he/him]
        ·
        21 hours ago

        There's a long standing rumor that he had one of the very, very, very few concealed carry permits in nyc.

  • PKMKII [none/use name]
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    21 hours ago

    “Folks, these immigrants, they’re coming in with these guns, huge guns, so long, so long. American guns, they’re tiny, itty bitty, next to these monster guns the immigrants have, that Kamala is letting into our country. Americans, they pull out their guns next to these immigrant guns, they feel insignificant, useless!”

  • Infamousblt [any]
    ·
    20 hours ago

    Hostile Migrants have Gundams now folks, many people are saying it, many people

    • Belly_Beanis [he/him]
      ·
      19 hours ago

      o shit oh fuck the immigrants are coming from outer space now with their superior vacuum alloys