Geez I'm CIS and in my 30s and only now do I learn that I can double jump? How do I do it?
I know people are saying this must be a troll, but seeing as how “in a Petersonian sense, to elevate alternative sexual archetypes in the marketplace (‘fastest Mario’) was unironically posted by a chud, I’d buy that this is earnest.
Think about the phrase "fully automated luxury Communism" in the context of "speedrunning" and I strongly suspect that things will start to 'click' in your mind.
Goddamn, I being a cis dude is so fucking boring.
I want a double jump so goddamn bad.
"do not naturally possess" implies that trans folks possess the ability to double jump, but through unnatural means.
Celeste - a platformer which gives gender-confused people unrealistic power fantasies (such as the ability to double jump, which they do not naturally possess).
You cannot convince me that this wasn't written by an infiltrator
Is this a bit? It’s too funny to be conservative drivel and too media literate on top.
Conservapedia regularly has stuff I can only assume are jokes. Like there's a review of American Psycho on there that says something like "despite the patriotic title, this movie is very liberal"
important question to add to the trans survey: are you able to double jump irl?
lmao ok im convinced whoever wrote the blurb knew about this post and is trolling
Satan worship is when you are a vampire machine invading hell to literally feast on the blood of demons.
If you're one of the nerds who bother to dive into the quasi-ARG metaplot, it does drive home the point that God is the bad guy and that Lucifer literally did nothing wrong in this universe.
The only thing I know about this game is that the funny voice man voices the funny angel man
Check it out, they've never seen a trans person double jump before
Conservatives be like: "they lied to us! We didn't know that transitioning could be as cool as getting a leg upgrade in Mega Man X!"
ShowWow, they're aware of the satirical elements of Fallout, color me surprised.