we can all admit one of jd vance's most appealing qualities, especially to women, is how fuckable he is. he's a total gigachad. especially when you compare him to waltz, who is only mildly fuckable.
I'm waiting for Nate Silver to weigh in on the fuckability of the VP candidates
What a shit comic. Just top to bottom utter shit. Irregardless of political leaning. This is just the boomer version of "Ah see I've drawn my candidate as the Chad wojack, and I've drawn yours as soyjack."
This seemed more like a stone toss rip-off. He has that one ableist comic about two groups and then there's a third group with deformities. I don't remember what the original labels were because it's been reused so many times.
An ideal political comic for the kind of boomers that actually enjoy reading Family Circus.
I'll give Walz this. He isn't a graveyard for charisma, or a black hole of charisma that makes everything and everyone around him less appealing. If I wasn't a cynical commie, I probably wouldn't even hate him. He seems normal as fuck. For the average person he's the first political figure on a major scale that hasn't come off like a weird alien since Obama went away. He was a good pick as far a the dems getting votes are concerned. Even the smallest modicum of relatebility makes you by far the most normal guy in this farce.
Laugh if you must, but this is one of the least horny depictions of a woman seen in conservative media
I wouldn't be able to figure out the political stance of this comic without the name tags. Anyone could have drawn this.
They're both hideous, racist ghouls, but Walz really shit the bed to my understanding (though the majority of AmeriKKKans may or may not care). That "wehrmacht Walz" post elsewhere on Hexbear comes to mind...
Overall I just hope they both die.
Walz felt less polished and made more mistakes but I think Vance lost the debate with 1-2 really bad responses.
Could anything Vance said have topped this? https://hexbear.net/post/3602472?scrollToComments=false
(I'm aware MSM is trying to paint it as a "verbal slip/mistake"- but when you read the context it makes absolutely no sense for it to have been anything but deliberate)
TBH I feel like they both had an equal number of shit moments, I mean you can't get much worse than when Vance whined saying "you guys promised you wouldn't fact check me," but I can totally get why Harris supporters feel like Walz fell short. At the last debate Harris successfully diverted the discussion off of her shit policies by provoking Trump, but at this one shit policies was all Walz could talk about.
I imagine they probably did- I didn't watch the debate (and won't for any such politicians nowadays, listening to modern Hitlers and Goebbels debate for over an hour sounds like hell). The sheer level of mask-off-derangement from the "expansion of Isntreal" comments by Walz, even having looked it up to see the context, was worse than expected, to such a point Vance (predictably racist/etc as it has sounded like he was in the debate) genuinely may as well have sounded like a "puppy" in comparison like the comic in the post shows (though the artist definitely has all the wrong motivations).
My dog is better than him if only because he, one, grew out of it and, two, hates the police and kept barking at a female pig when she came over and wanted us to snitch on someone
looks a lot like a kelly. i had to double take to figure out this isnt ironic
my dude really did capture the essence of these shitty conservative comics didnt he
It's Tina Toon, Ben Garrison's wife so naturally you'd think this insanity was a Kelly comic.
No, she is a Toon, like Roger Rabbit style. thats her in the comic, carrying her iconic "women voters" bag
You see I've drawn my opponent as a stinky dog and my favored candidate as a cute puppy. Checkmate woke moralists
My mom, a republican, almost voted for Kerry "because he had better hair." She liked Bush, wanted Bush to win, but she viewed him as the less attractive candidate so she struggled to vote for him.
I really need to get to the heads of people who draw these with grade A calipers.
