as a teen I can say I was seriously surprised that the site poll showed that like 40 percent of you guys are at least 27 years old. Fuckin grandpas don't you have lawns to mow?
Shitposting is a state of mind. You were born into shitposts, as a fish to water. But I was there when the shitpost was formed. Born of boomer tech-ignorance, and the ability of X'er nerds to be spiteful with university Equipment. Crawling itself out of phone cables to the warbling cry of a guileless nerd finding out that being horny on main has consequences
This better not alter the delicate balance of chapo.chat's ecosystem and its native Millennial population
We're gonna be clubbed to death like dodos
i have donned my ceremonial baby-seal costume.
sacrifice me at the altar of memes, young comrades.
Kinky
Better not be
thats not what you said the other night... 💔
What baseless accusation is this?
spoiler
You said you wouldn't tell!
i made no such promises!
youre just going to have to reconcile your public volcel duties with your personal romantic life, because i wont live a lie for you
Hey what happens off the clock is nobody's business
well when you bring your clock over here to publically kink shame me for the things you enjoy, it starts becoming peoples business, now doesnt it?
you know it 🥵
as a teen I can say I was seriously surprised that the site poll showed that like 40 percent of you guys are at least 27 years old. Fuckin grandpas don't you have lawns to mow?
lawns are reactionary
also we can't afford property
whatever you say grandma, just make sure to take your meds before bed xoxo
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Shitposting is a state of mind. You were born into shitposts, as a fish to water. But I was there when the shitpost was formed. Born of boomer tech-ignorance, and the ability of X'er nerds to be spiteful with university Equipment. Crawling itself out of phone cables to the warbling cry of a guileless nerd finding out that being horny on main has consequences
Bane was the real hero
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Why would i mow that shit? It looks better when all the clover & weed flowers get to bloom. And it feels way better to get daydrunk barefoot in it.
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I never found the post of the poll :c
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The future is now old man.
When our turn comes we will make no excuses for the vibe checks
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