Wow reported to facebook for terrorism, enjoy you're ban.
Le epic X-treme always makes me think of like early to mid 90s Xmen and Rob Lefield artwork. I cant imagine never growing from that point. Its such a specific aesthetic
In this moment, Elon is euphoric. Not because of some phony woke pronouns. But because he has fully self-actualized himself by finally becoming the little fascist he has always wanted to be.
The theory I subscribe to is he got addicted to internet clout by being offbeat and le random xD with tweens after his PewDiePie appearance.
He was content with cameos on The Big Bang Theory or Iron Man as the South African Thomas Edison (in more ways than one). Someone online redditors and tech bros know as some eccentric rocket/car maker.
But after PewDiePie, he tasted the approval of mainstream children. He was on stage with a modern celebrity tasting modern fandom. He's chased that high ever since. And the more he's chased it the more insufferable he's become to a regular person.
All that's left are people too braindead to see through his PR, who think he's an actual Tony Stark genius, and those same braindead morons are overwhelmingly right wing because once again they're too dumb to not fall for right wing talking points. And of course he's pandering to them, the only people who still like him, because affection is the only thing he can't buy.
Emerald mine money can buy him cars, a PR team, a "founder" title, degrees and a reputation as an epic inventor. But it cannot buy him affection. Not from his children, not from people with an ounce of common sense.
I love the look on trumps face. "what the fuck is this disgusting loser doing?"
Is he still wearing those boots from when he was pretending to be a cowboy in Texas?
As someone that bought a buckle like that just to be ironic when I moved to Texas, and as someone that is also shaped like a potato, I can garauntee that thing is digging into his soft marshmallow gut since his shirt isn't tucked in. Uncritical support for the buckle imo.
E: but yeah Melon def want's so hard to be his own action figure lol.
Can’t believe someone captured a photograph of the moment Elon Musk sacrificed his own life to take Trump’s third would-be assassin’s bullet. Whatever you want to say about how Musk lived his life, he died a hero.
Elon musk’s like the only incomprehensibly powerful guy who you can meme about and it actually mean something (it will offend him)
I believe I can fly
I believe my little wiener can touch the sky
500,000 of my cars burn night and day
Spread my wig and fly away~
Yeah but he does look way less like shit then he did in those yacht photos
The silver lining of Yankee electoral politics is that whatever happens in November, some of the most cringe-worthy and disgusting people alive are going to be so mad and sore about it.
Richest man serving as a jester for a fascist. Both likely pedos and sex pests
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Well this kinda reminds me of Goebbels assistant who was a real deal duke, and Goebbels swinged between fawning to him and treating him like disgusting lackey he was.
Not to mention all the industrialists and aristocrats licking boots of various nazi bonzos.
This man is perpetually trying to go back to a time where he was more popular. Doge memes. Libertarians being relevant (le epic Ron Paul and Ron Swanson). Tumblr tier puns (let that sink in). 69/420 funny numbers. Occupy Wall Street. Its as if I can peer into his mind. I see a divorced man, former cool uncle, now going through a midlife crisis, desperately throwing the same memes and references to recapture his former status as "cool".
Man's gonna release a Harlem Shake video with Trump Jr. and Eric in 2024 wearing a Dicks Out For Harambe shirt.
Whenever you feel your're not good enough, not cool enough, too out of touch, too much of a dork, you just have to remember that Elon exists and immediately you'll feel better about yourself.
Those dead fucking eyes, he isn't even happy in this picture. Just striking an epic pose and tricking himself into believing this feeling of coolness is what being happy is like.
It's genuinely makes me sad for him and scared for us. An empty soulless shell walking around trying to fill the void with whatever it can find. What a volatile state of mind to be in.
why is he doing that
