The silver lining of Yankee electoral politics is that whatever happens in November, some of the most cringe-worthy and disgusting people alive are going to be so mad and sore about it.
I know it's just regular MAGA vs blue MAGA, but I'll take some bittersweet satisfaction to watch
eat shit with the latter outcome.
at this point, soy beans themselves are a mere simulacrum of how fucking soy this image is
This man is perpetually trying to go back to a time where he was more popular. Doge memes. Libertarians being relevant (le epic Ron Paul and Ron Swanson). Tumblr tier puns (let that sink in). 69/420 funny numbers. Occupy Wall Street. Its as if I can peer into his mind. I see a divorced man, former cool uncle, now going through a midlife crisis, desperately throwing the same memes and references to recapture his former status as "cool".
Man's gonna release a Harlem Shake video with Trump Jr. and Eric in 2024 wearing a Dicks Out For Harambe shirt.
Whenever you feel your're not good enough, not cool enough, too out of touch, too much of a dork, you just have to remember that Elon exists and immediately you'll feel better about yourself.
In this moment, he was euphoric. Just before he started concern trolling for Christianity, he was LARPing as a devil worshiper for sheer contrarian Reddit New Atheism cred. He liked that moment so much that he kept it as his Twitter avatar for years now.
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Those dead fucking eyes, he isn't even happy in this picture. Just striking an epic pose and tricking himself into believing this feeling of coolness is what being happy is like.
He's the richest man in the world and he spends most of his time trying to get everyone to love him on the internet, with diminishing returns even as he boosts the nazi count on Twitter as much as he can.
It's genuinely makes me sad for him and scared for us. An empty soulless shell walking around trying to fill the void with whatever it can find. What a volatile state of mind to be in.
Narcissists are by definition leaky buckets. Nothing can fill them, not even for long, and that insatiability does more and more damage the more power they get.
I love the look on trumps face. "what the fuck is this disgusting loser doing?"
Elon musk’s like the only incomprehensibly powerful guy who you can meme about and it actually mean something (it will offend him)
Can’t believe someone captured a photograph of the moment Elon Musk sacrificed his own life to take Trump’s third would-be assassin’s bullet. Whatever you want to say about how Musk lived his life, he died a hero.
Cut him out of this image and put him upside down.
EDIT: I scrolled down https://hexbear.net/comment/5470461
US civil war 2026 between the Trump supporters and the bazingas after a schism in the republican party when Trump and Musk finally get sick of each other?
If the GOP gets everything it wants and basically abolishes the Democrats, the next inevitable party split may truly be MAGA vs Bazinga MAGA.
Richest man serving as a jester for a fascist. Both likely pedos and sex pests
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Well this kinda reminds me of Goebbels assistant who was a real deal duke, and Goebbels swinged between fawning to him and treating him like disgusting lackey he was.
Not to mention all the industrialists and aristocrats licking boots of various nazi bonzos.
The theory I subscribe to is he got addicted to internet clout by being offbeat and le random xD with tweens after his PewDiePie appearance.
He was content with cameos on The Big Bang Theory or Iron Man as the South African Thomas Edison (in more ways than one). Someone online redditors and tech bros know as some eccentric rocket/car maker.
But after PewDiePie, he tasted the approval of mainstream children. He was on stage with a modern celebrity tasting modern fandom. He's chased that high ever since. And the more he's chased it the more insufferable he's become to a regular person.
All that's left are people too braindead to see through his PR, who think he's an actual Tony Stark genius, and those same braindead morons are overwhelmingly right wing because once again they're too dumb to not fall for right wing talking points. And of course he's pandering to them, the only people who still like him, because affection is the only thing he can't buy.
Emerald mine money can buy him cars, a PR team, a "founder" title, degrees and a reputation as an epic inventor. But it cannot buy him affection. Not from his children, not from people with an ounce of common sense.
Because he's the main character, the bestest boy, the very smartest, and his mommy even tweeted so just before he did that jump.
He's still getting mileage out of his "OCCUPY MARS" shirt.
He's always been a piece of shit and he still thinks mocking Occupy Wall Street is quirky.
Le Epic X goes all the way back to the Xtreme fad of the 90s, which he simply can't let go of as a le epic letter.
Le epic X-treme always makes me think of like early to mid 90s Xmen and Rob Lefield artwork. I cant imagine never growing from that point. Its such a specific aesthetic
He takes enough hormone treatments to be like a less-flatteringly-adjusted Rob Liefield character, so that tracks.
Wow reported to facebook for terrorism, enjoy you're ban.
why is he doing that
