we need to study this person's brain

  • Acute_Engles [he/him, any]
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    2 days ago

    Look I don't believe Communists have a weather machine nor do i believe one exists but I'm not going to stand here and pretend we wouldn't hit Florida over and over if we did have the capability

    • Rom [he/him]
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      2 days ago

      Same, I'd send them at Washington DC though.

      • BashfulBob [none/use name]
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        2 days ago

        Between Gordon, Francine, and Helene, we might as well call this the John Brown Stormfront.

      • Adkml [he/him]
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        2 days ago

        Washington DC isn't bordered on one full side by a multi million square mile jacuzzi. If shit keeps going the way it is in terms of ocean temps sombody on the Yucatan peninsula beating the dust out of their rug in front of an AC unit is gonna send a Cat 2 our way.

    • DragonBallZinn [he/him]
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      2 days ago

      Video games are a psyop to boomerize millennials, another generation that will end up having to be parented by their own kids.

  • TerminalEncounter [she/her]
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    2 days ago

    A while ago, I watched a youtube video made by a lady who believed whole-heartedly in chemtrails. It was like her vlog or something. Anyway, she saw a plane gliding serenity across the sky with the "chemtrails" puffing behind it, so she went to her backyard and started spritzing this vinegar mixture she had in a spray bottle all over her yard. Apparently, to her, this busted the chemtrails purported effects.

    I do wonder what the kind of person who think hurricanes are controlled by communists think they can actually do about it. The rational thing, if we suppose they believe this, would be to surrender immediately because these commies apparently can throw a mathematically maximum power hurricane at your coast at least once a month. Or do they think they can shoot the hurricane or spray vinegar at it?

    • 7bicycles [he/him]
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      2 days ago

      The point where you spritz vinegar against the commie-chemtrail is also the point where all rationality has went out out the window some time ago.

      There's alieniation here, sure. Theres people being let down by the system but by god these people are just deeply, deeply fucking stupid. Their worldview makes 0 sense even taken on it's own terms, as pointed out here.

    • AcidSmiley [she/her]
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      2 days ago

      The new age grifter community has an entire cottage industry around neutralizing chemtrails, commonly known as "cloudbusting". The vinegar spray bottle is a DIY version of that, there's also "orgon accumulators" or "amplifying towers containing ampoules of hexagonal water" or whatever these people come up with that sell for hundreds, thousands or tens of thousands of dollars a piece, depending on the purported area of effect. The same "devices" (it's just random junk really) are often also marketed against "electromagnetic pollution" / 5G radiation and things like that. Shit's huge, and the field is already stratified enough that you have sites targeting a more traditional hippie crowd, others aimed at nazi esotericists and yet others that look like a sleek business pitch and specifically cater to techbros that are rn falling down this entire rabbithole through dubious anti-aging treatments, carnivore diet and other grifter circuits.

    • iByteABit [comrade/them]
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      2 days ago

      I do wonder what the kind of person who think hurricanes are controlled by communists think they can actually do about it.

      Or they can re-seize the means of destruction for the bourgeoisie

    • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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      2 days ago

      hell yeah, I love videos like that. there used to be a channel where this guy uploaded hundreds of videos of himself using his voice to change the shapes of clouds in the sky.

      hell yeah, found it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8sl2uLmT5o

      it has to be believed to be seen.

  • Rom [he/him]
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    2 days ago

    The technology exists, the motive is there

    it-is-known

  • Beaver [he/him]
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    2 days ago

    Their enemies are simultaneously so powerful that they can control the weather, yet also incredibly weak and lazy snowflakes.

  • EstraDoll [she/her]
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    2 days ago

    "yeah you can just toss some shit in the clouds and create a storm big enough to destroy a small country. this is totally possible to do"

    • Adkml [he/him]
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      2 days ago

      "We've decided the most effective way to use this is to hit our own country with it so that we have to spend billions of dollars in cleanup while getting blamed for not doing anything and we've also decided to keep losing wars to smaller nations and not use that tech just for funnies."

  • Adkml [he/him]
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    2 days ago

    This really is actually a pretty fantastic summary of why it's pointless to try to use logic or reasoning on them. They have somehow immunized themselves from shame and hypocrisy.

    "How can you say A and B are both true when they're directly contradictpry."

    "Simple, B is true and everybody knows it" and in their mind that was a great response that shit the lib up

    Everybody should just watch the Jordan Klepper interview with the Trumper wearing a "Trump That Bitch" t-shirt complaining about how the left was vulgar and didn't respect women.

    Kleper asked him about his shirt, the guy responded enthusiastically, excited to show of his shirt, and Klepper succinctly summarized the next 10 years of political discourse.

    "Holy shit you really don't even see the irony, i fucking love it..."

  • Nakoichi [they/them]
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    2 days ago

    You see we can effect the climate but it's all a conspiracy by the communists to get people to vote for girlboss fascism.

    Sadly I can see exactly how they reconcile these things

  • UlyssesT [he/him]
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    2 days ago

    G!merDadReviews

    Very high chance that this freeze-gamer grillman is a forum-ranking "High Admiral" (only $1000 pledge now!) or higher or some shit in Star Citizen, too.

      • SkingradGuard [he/him, comrade/them]
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        2 days ago

        Cloud seeding is a thing, they usually use silver or potassium iodide to do it.

        You can't create a category 4 hurricane, though. That requires control over the Earth's complex pressure systems.

  • vegeta1 [none/use name]
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    2 days ago

    I can't keep up with the bullshit. Is this God's punishment for gay people or is this a manmade weather seeding project? In either scenario you are absolutely fucked and should evacuate.

  • adultswim_antifa [he/him]
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    2 days ago

    Communism is powerful. The world is changing. Adopt communism or you will be defenseless against their hurricanes.

  • regul [any]
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    2 days ago

    They got a bunch of cloud seeding planes to fly around in a circle really really fast and boom, hurricane.

  • Alisu [they/them]
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    2 days ago

    Communist using their vegan powers to control the weather

    • Adkml [he/him]
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      2 days ago

      Billion dollar ski resorts are losing their asses because of lack of snow but yea the technology to control weather totally exists but they only use it to periodically send a hurricane at Florida.

      Also creating a storm this large artificially would require an amount of energy several orders of magnitude larger than the combined capacity of pretty much every nation on earth combined.