Stay informed, Patriots! 
Unless that thing’s got an incredibly powerful zoom, it ain’t stealing shit from me 😎
Keep in mind that simply hiding your dick by pissing through that hole in your boxers does not protect your privacy, they have enough data from other people to interpolate your girth to a millimeter accuracy, there needs to be a policy solution
Putting juggalo makeup on your dick to confuse the penis recognition AI.
Are you sure that's a good idea? Corporations can sell your shidding habits to advertisers.
And when I pee facing away from the toilet people call me paranoid.
Freeze citizen! You are in violation of the three shakes rule! The Volcel Police have been called and are on their way!
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The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
