"our dear friend" lol that makes no sense, you can't be friends with a university, how are you gonna be freinds with an institution? Next you're gonna tell me a hivemind is conscious
You should've fully swapped the P and the D for penis drager. Missed opportunity.
And God bless mom, and dad, and Lisa, and Maggie, and please God - kill Dennis Prager.
as a free market capitalist, I would have simply chosen not to fall down or suffer a serious back injury. instead, I would have invested in under undervalued commercial real estate and fossil fuel leases.
Critical support to comrade stairs in their valiant struggle against the capitalist oppressor
Oops Propaganda Prager go spat lmao gottem. Should have done more capitalism and built his own superior stairs.
Other conservatives be like "He was askin' for it" the way he was tempting Gravity.
lmao
Comrade Stairs 
