More than 80 hours per week??????? I gotta be honest though. Whoever sends a job application to the fucking 'DOGE' deserves to wither away working 120 hours per week sucking sucking Elon's toes
"We only want super geniuses who will work 80 hours a week"
Evergreen quote: "By this point you may have noticed that there's a second, easier intelligence test hiding behind the first one."
We don't need more part-time idea generators.
With Musk and Ramasway, how many more do you need?
Odds that musk annoyed Trump and that he let him do this to get him to shut up? Doesn’t seem unlikely tbh
We need more austerity! It’s always the answer!
Creates a whole new department in the government for austerity when Congress can just unilaterally cut everything besides military and corporate subsidies
Now now, you'd have to be more clever with it. Or not even propose austerity per-se. Talk about cutting bloat and streamlining processes, privatizing things and creating a shit-ton of public-private partnerships, maybe throw in a bit of AI hype or talk about "national defense" and industrial interests while winking and nudging towards whatever grift is the flavor of the season.
Maybe we should get a job at "@Doge," we're overqualified lol
I mean, how well are they paying? If it's a govt job(???) or for a thinktank the money should be expected to be good right(?)
Who wants to speedrun destroying the US empire? /jk
Reminds me of the time when I helped my friend edit and add to their MBA paper. Literally was on AI, "helped" them add in things like references to "industry 4.0," "public-private parnerships" etc lol... they aced it fwiw
what if hypothetically in a dream we spammed their account with fake CVs as a prank in GTA V?
People usually use DoJ and DoD. But I guess with multiple word departments they use DHHS and DHS.
if you're working 80+ hours a week you're not really working efficiently
"Get all your work done in 40 hours? Great! Now we can sneak in an extra week of work within this week and not have to hire anyone else! Efficiency!"
I still can't believe that any of this is real. It's like I'm in the twilight zone or something. I hope I'm gonna awaken soon from any coma I may currently be in.
you're dreaming and our team is incepting the idea that you should have a Big Mac
Lmao Elon works literally 0 hours per week, he spends all day tweeting about the jewish question, sexually harassing interns, making an absolute fool of himself at Trump rallies and playing Elden Ring like your senile grandma would. If you sign up for this shit, you deserve everything these clowns make you do.
How can you spread such horrible lies about the savior of humanity?
Elon is mostly playing Diablo 4 like my senile grandma would, these days
Musk seemingly shared the three-minute clip to show off his gaming skills — but ended up giving viewers a hair-raising account of what sounds like a near-catastrophe at his space company.
"We had a misconfigured stem gas support that didn't have quite the right ramp-up time for bringing up stem pressure, and we were one second away from that tripping and telling the rocket to abort and try to crash into the ground next to the tower," the engineer told Musk.
"Wow," Musk says, while pulverizing evil skeletons onscreen. "Yikes."
That's the most reddit interaction I've ever read lol.
The nerd main character and his stoner roommate in a romcom from 2006
has anyone figured out how exactly they are going to enforce their cuts and firings? just let the big guy rubber stamp executive orders and hope it goes through?
Executive orders, majority in both houses of Congress, completely compromised court, and willingness to ignore nonbinding norms. Ya know, wielding power.
They're going to cut the defense budget, right?
The department with the most waste by far?
If this is anything like the “ousting waste” stunts the Republicans were pulling during the Tea Party era, they’ll be focusing on shit like “here’s a $500,000 grant to study a species of microscopic shrimp that only lives in the Pacific Northwest! How wasted!”
Department of Government Efficiency…
Who is the head?
Oh— we have two heads. Vivek Ramaswamy and Elon Musk…
The Department of Government “Efficiency” has… two heads???
I see their DOGE and I propose to the American people DONG (Dental, Ocular, Neurological, General) formerly known as Medicare. It’s time that we expand DONG!
If everything has to be le funny maymay, let’s use a meme I like.
Their egos are too big for either of them to take second fiddle lol.
Dolores DEI
