Joe. Biden. Nudes. Leaked.

  • JustSo [she/her, any]
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    6 hours ago

    Is there a non- ableism coded synonym for "schizo posting"? Because I think I'd like to start doing some. It looks fun.

  • tombruzzo [none/use name]
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    11 hours ago

    Fire.

    What's fire?

    My nudes.

    Biden.

    This is Biden's office.

    Biden's in the office.

    The office has a fire.

    Fire.

    Nudes are fire.

    This is biden's office.

    This is biden's fire.

    Nudes are fire.

    This is biden's fire.

    Biden's nudes are fire.

  • kittin [he/him]
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    13 hours ago

    Logs burning

    Come from trees

    Which have leaves

    Leaves fall

    Autumn

    Biden is telling us he will be restored to power come autumn

    • NewDark [he/him]
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      6 hours ago

      Probably something like Trump is a hell demon and extra fire because hell? It's my best guess anyway.

  • btbt [he/him]
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    14 hours ago

    So what’s the lib dogwhistle in the fire that we’re all missing, I’ve been looking at it for five minutes and I have no clue

    • HiImThomasPynchon [des/pair, it/its]
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      15 hours ago

      I got two interpretations.

      First, the fire looks sorta fake. It's bigger than one would expect in a fireplace that size, and the light doesn't seem to affect its surroundings in the way a fire that size would. Plus, there seems to be a grid in front of the fire, as if it's actually a collection of screens. But surely one continuous screen would be enough to cover that fireplace.

      Second, and more realistically, it looks a bit like a dumpster fire. Or at the very least, it doesn't seem like a fire that's under control.

      • Acute_Engles [he/him, any]
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        13 hours ago

        Sure the fire is a bit big for that fireplace but the grid that you mention looks like it could just be from the mesh fireplace cover that i presume is there to prevent cinders from flying all over the room. Plus the fact that there's no smoke buildup and the fire seems to be going straight up it seems the flue is open and the chimney has been cleaned. The fire is very much under control is what i mean

        • HiImThomasPynchon [des/pair, it/its]
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          8 hours ago

          Yeah, obviously it's a real fire and it's big because it's November and the oval office got cold. I was just trying to squint and see whatever it is MAGAlibs are seeing.

          • Acute_Engles [he/him, any]
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            8 hours ago

            I honestly assumed you had seen that stated elsewhere. Didn't mean to seem like i was deboonking you

        • gay_king_prince_charles [she/her, he/him]
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          edit-2
          11 hours ago

          The White House has drapery everywhere and the Secret Service are the fun police as well as the regular police, and they prevent something very funny from happening.

  • glimmer_twin [he/him]
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    15 hours ago

    Haha I get it because fire is ORANGE 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂