• thelastaxolotl [he/him]
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    10 days ago

    Its going to be really funny when trumps takes over and musk and vivek keep calling the white chuds losers from their goverment doge jobs.

    It may actually make an assasination attempt vs musk happen

    edit: Incredible things are happening in the Chud civil war

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    • hexaflexagonbear [he/him]
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      10 days ago

      He’s gonna get got by some absurd bazinga brain doohickey that is made too look like something from cyberpunk 2077

      • ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml
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        10 days ago

        His car will blow up and they'll spend months looking for the bomber but it turns out the car just did that

        • hexaflexagonbear [he/him]
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          10 days ago

          Does he actually drive a Tesla? Would be really funny if he can’t because Tesla’s executive life insurance policy doesn’t allow him to or anything.

          • Dessa [she/her]
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            10 days ago

            He doesn't need insurance. He's got pay out of pocket money

            • hexaflexagonbear [he/him]
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              10 days ago

              He kinda doesn’t, all his money is loans backed by the value of stocks he owns. Idk the details of how financing works are that scale, but potentially a lot of Tesla’s day-to-day financing probably operates on low interest loans backed by the value of its own stocks, which could create a bad feedback loop if it drops by a certain percent. I imagine there’s gotta be an insurance system for execs of high cap companies so the company doesn’t vanish overnight due to insane fiscal setups like that.

      • miz [any, any]
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        10 days ago

        the gristle gun made from bones and viscera from eXistenZ (1999) that fires teeth at high velocity

      • Des [she/her, they/them]
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        10 days ago

        self aiming smart bullets. orrrr.. with today's tech, maybe a gun that fires streams of tiny explosive drones

      • Balefirex [he/him]
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        10 days ago

        Someone will make a working Dominator from Psycho-Pass and he'll explode

    • Rom [he/him]
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      10 days ago

      glasses-off If far more credible, verified subscriber accounts (not bots) mute/block your account compared to those who like your posts

      glasses-on I have created an echo chamber for anyone dumb enough to give me money

    • Sleepless One@lemmy.ml
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      10 days ago

      unregretted user-seconds

      That's one way of saying you're designing the hellsite algorithm to waste as much of users' time as possible.

    • cogitase@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      10 days ago

      Musk would require The Jackal, or someone very talented, patient and cunning.

      His security team now operates like a mini-Secret Service, and he is guarded more like a head of state than a business executive, security experts said. Mr. Musk, who was once flanked by two bodyguards, travels with as many as 20 security professionals who show up to research escape routes or to clear a room before he enters. They often carry guns and have a medical professional in tow for Mr. Musk, who has been code-named “Voyager” by his security team.

      • Belly_Beanis [he/him]
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        10 days ago

        The purpose of a code name is to talk about something without others knowing what it is you're talking about. Deeply unserious security team. Code names should basically be changed to something random on a daily basis or at least for each operation.

      • FALGSConaut [comrade/them]
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        10 days ago

        Mr. Musk, who has been code-named “Voyager” by his security team himself

        Although I'm surprised musk wouldn't choose a much more cringe codename

      • ElChapoDeChapo [he/him, comrade/them]
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        10 days ago

        They often carry guns and have a medical professional in tow for Mr. Musk

        Literally exactly like that One Piece villain from that early arc where the met Chopper

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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      10 days ago

      Chud civil war

      It should have a nickname. "Chuddar" gets my vote.

      It may actually make an assasination attempt vs musk happen.

      I wonder if Musk's kids start appearing with him 100% of the time in public.

      • buh [she/her]
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        9 days ago

        It should have a nickname

        The sKKKism