• TerminalEncounter [she/her]
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    1 year ago

    Ron doesn't have the juice, he's woefully juice-less, if he was an Elden Ring boss he'd be Ron the Rizzless

  • DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml
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    1 year ago

    Trump could literally die and his supporters would still vote for him, even if they had to write in his name because he wasn't on the ballot. They'd just think it is some big conspiracy to stop him from winning and that he's secretly still alive.

  • Evilphd666 [he/him, comrade/them]
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    1 year ago

    On top of spaghetti All covered with cheese I lost my poor meatball When somebody sneezed.

    It rolled off the table And onto the floor And then my poor meatball Rolled out of the door.

    It rolled in the garden And under a bush And then my poor meatball Was nothing but mush.

    The mush was as tasty As tasty could be And early next summer It grew into a tree.

    The tree was all covered With beautiful moss It grew great big meatballs And tomato sauce.

    So if you eat spaghetti All covered with cheese Hold on to to your meatballs And don't ever sneeze.

  • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]
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    1 year ago

    So if Trump gets arrested then Desantis will win and the US will have an even bigger Nazi for president lmao you can't make this shit up. What a joke of a country.

    • Zuzak [fae/faer, she/her]
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      1 year ago

      Trump can still run from jail, and tbh even if he dropped dead I don't think DeSantis would win. Second place and dropping this far out doesn't mean much.

        • Zuzak [fae/faer, she/her]
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          1 year ago

          Also you have to remember how absurdly long our elections are. At this point last cycle I'm pretty sure Kamala was the front-runner, and then she dropped out before the first primary.

      • ProfessorAdonisCnut [he/him]
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        1 year ago

        Trump losing from jail like Debs did would be the biggest fall from tragedy to farce in human history

    • rjs001@lemmygrad.ml
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      1 year ago

      If Desantis wins I will attempt to leave the country before he gets sworn in. Don’t care where I have to go, I will make every effort to be outside of US boarders by that point

  • Evilsandwichman [none/use name]
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    1 year ago

    The Republican party is simply the party of Trump; it feels bizarre that a clown like him got so far (until you realize reactionaries always flocked to demagoguery more than they did people with actual solutions) and frankly if he gets his second term I really do think he can convince his voters to support his son. I genuinely can't imagine Republicans giving a final farewell to a Trump presidency.

    • UmbraVivi [he/him, she/her]
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      1 year ago

      I think the voters would have to convince Trump to support his son more than the other way around.

    • HumanBehaviorByBjork [any, undecided]
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      1 year ago

      reactionaries always flocked to demagoguery more than they did people with actual solutions

      I know "demagogue" is a lib meme specifically meant to demonize mass politics but this describes the Democrats too. Lib voters have a faith in their elected officials totally disproportionate to anything they actually do.

    • ChairmanSpongebob [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      Maybe they'll be able to change the law to allow a third term for him over passing control to his son. I think Trump hates his son anyway

  • StalinwasaGryffindor [he/him, comrade/them]
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    1 year ago

    Man, I am more and more convinced it’s going to be a stupider, more pathetic version of 2016. A clown car of losers tripping over each other in a desperate attempt to be on top in case Trump dies or drops out. All of them are gonna humiliate themselves fighting each other and he’s gonna float above dropping insults they can’t return since they need his rabid base

  • Teekeeus [comrade/them]
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    1 year ago

    Here's how vivec can still win (and other truths from the tribunal temple)

    • LeZero [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      I still cant get over the fact one of the Republican candidate is named Vivec, can't for the ALMSIVI primaries, I'm gonna vote Almalexia personally (it's her turn)

  • ennemi [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    Just you wait Donald Trump is so done after this mugshot he might as well be called DONE-ald Trump or should I say Drumpf

  • christian [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    Am I reading this right that Pence was over 10% at one point? That doesn't feel even remotely believable to me.