edit : okay guys i've been owned
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I remember reading an article once that theorized that all the weird Jell-O salads with mayo and shit that pervaded the fifties was actually stay-at-home wives getting revenge on their husbands.
As if white Americans needed encouraging to make bad food
Miracle Whip is the worst condiment in existence. It is so profoundly disgusting. Who the fuck wants corn syrup mayo.
i'm going to be honest with you i googled mayo and didn't even notice miracle whip was the brand
only goes well on things that have enough flavor but need a little fat to round them out
and in those cases, cheese is usually a better choice
Well that just ain't right. If you haven't tried miracle whip, you need to give it a taste. It is completely different than actual mayo. It is so bad. And this is from someone who loves themselves some mayo.
I knew my roommate and I wouldn't get along when miracle whip appeared in the fridge one day
Only Miracle Whip can make pears taste so good!
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Boomer eating habits only make sense when you see the ads their parents were bombarded with 70 years ago.
What did mayonnaise do that was so offensive to Chapo.chat? I’ll tell you what it did. Mayonnaise got eggs into a sauce. Mayonnaise got eggs to be deviled. Mayonnaise created Aioli and lifted millions of dishes out of blandness. Mayonnaise ended dry sandwiches. Mayonnaise created tuna salad, potato salad. Mayonnaise inspired ranch dressing. Mayonnaise made coleslaw, artichoke dip. What did chapos do? They opposed every one of those things, every one. So when you try to hurl that label at my feet, ‘mayonnaise,’ as if it were something to be ashamed of, something dirty, something to run away from, it won’t work, mr. chapo. Because I will pick up that label and I, I will wear it as a badge of honor!
Read me to die instantly:
What did liberals do that was so offensive to the Republican party? I'll tell you what they did. Liberals got women the right to vote. Liberals got African-Americans the right to vote. Liberals created Social Security and lifted millions of elderly people out of poverty. Liberals ended segregation. Liberals passed the Civil Rights Act, the Voting Rights Act. Liberals created Medicare. Liberals passed the Clean Air Act, the Clean Water Act. What did conservatives do? They opposed them on every one of those things every one. So when you try to hurl that label at my feet, 'Liberal,' as if it were something to be ashamed of, something dirty, something to run away from, it won't work, Senator. Because I will pick up that label and I will wear it as a badge of honor.
That was a quick response! Thank you/fuck you for enabling me to read this
it's actually a deepfake using the combined faces of every trump voter
