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  • Provastian_Jackson [he/him]
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    hey you know my favorite eminen song, it's the one where he's rapping and he raps angrier as the song progresses.

    I think it's about him having hard times.

    Have you ever heard that eminem song?

    • PaulRyansWorkoutTape [none/use name]
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      4 years ago

      hey you know my favorite classic rock song, it's the one where there's this quiet intro and then guitars and singing, then just guitars and at the end they just keep going

      I think it's about sex.

      Have you ever heard that classic rock song?

      • SteveHasBunker [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        Hey you know my favorite piece of music, it's the one where pleasant sounds are made in sequence with a rhythm and lyric poetry is sung over it.

        I think it's about human emotion.

        Have you ever heard of that music thing?

    • WeedReference420 [he/him, they/them]
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      Don't forget his other classics, like the one where he has a crazy mom and a daughter named Hailie, or the one where he doesn't like his wife/gay people

  • Orannis62 [ze/hir]
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    4 years ago

    Obviously he's not the best rapper of all time. That's Macklemore

  • SteveHasBunker [he/him]
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    You know who’s almost as cringe tho?

    White dudes who think hating Eminem will get them cred with black people, ignoring that his early stuff actually decently popular with black people.

      • SteveHasBunker [he/him]
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        Ideally they shouldn’t. But I do feel like a like or us whites temper our rap tastes based on how we think black peoples will judge us for it. As such I think a lot of these dorks who loudly declare their disdain for Eminem are exaggerating their opinion of him.

    • Phish [he/him, any]
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      4 years ago

      I just don't really like him that much god damn

      • SteveHasBunker [he/him]
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        Okay I’m not talking about you.

        I’m talking about dudes who make posts on leftist Internet forums to show off about how woke they are for disliking him.

        There’s a 1001 good reasons to hate Eminem, but much like how there’s a 1001 good reasons to be a vegan, bringing it up unprompted makes you look like a twat.

      • SteveHasBunker [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        I mean, yeah

        He is also a good rapper and I've meet a decent amount of black people who enjoy his work, and a decent amount of white hipsters who make a big show out of hating him (justified or not)

  • cummunist [he/him,they/them]
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    4 years ago

    "Ben Shapiro is the Eminem of debates. Challenging him is suicide" is there anything more annoying than white boys commenting in YouTube comment sections, really

    • VILenin [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Challenging him is suicide

      In that hearing his voice makes me want to kill myself?

      Also white boys basically write 90% of youtube comments. Is there a plug-in to hide the comment section?

    • cumwaffle [she/her]
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      4 years ago

      his first 3 albums are good, after that it's 2 decades of cringe

      • gloomyroomy [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        Agreed. I have a hard time thinking of any artist that has more than three good albums

        • Funicio [he/him]
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          4 years ago

          David Bowie has Blackstar, Ziggy Stardust, Heroes, and Hunky Dory which I think are all generally considered to be pretty good. Kanye's first 4 (or first 2 + MBDTF and Yeezus if you're like me) are also held in pretty high regard. They're a bit out there, but Xiu Xiu have A Promise, the Twin Peaks cover album, Forget, and Girl With Basket of Fruit. Swans have Filth, Soundtracks for the Blind, The Seer, and The Glowing Man. Those are all I can think of though.

    • goober [none/use name]
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      4 years ago

      Shut up he's white. Big yikerinos! (I hope black people will like me now :) )

  • Woly [any]
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    4 years ago

    M&Ms have the best wrappers of all time.

  • captcha [any]
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    In Highschool we had to do a report on the lyrics of a song of our choice. But it had to be "real music", not rap, unless it was Eminem.

  • WeedReference420 [he/him, they/them]
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    4 years ago

    Knife in hand, says their relationship’s hangin’ by a strand, so she’s been on the web lately, says maybe she’ll be my Gwen Stacy, to spite her man

    Treat you like a step-parent, does to a stepchild with red hair and plus I get dough like Ed Sheeran, so call me the ginger bread man

    That's an awfully hot coffee pot