She's going to be the real president. He's a dementia riddled old man who was more or less, a puppet propped up for that evil fucking party to put someone competent and capable in charge, which just so happened to be the worst politician they had running through the whole primary.
Kamala is going to lay the groundwork for our future authoritarian fascist dictatorship, Bank on that.
Maybe she'll take most of the blame for Democrats doing nothing over the next four years, and between that and her existing unpopularity she'll bite it as the establishment candidate in the 2024 primary.
That will absolutely be coming, but we have a few years to prepare for it.
hell yeah we've finally got a liberal equivalent to dick cheney & george w bush
I was just trying to find this to post it here haha. She is creepy af, that’s not how people talk.
Mrs. Vice President you need to go back under the heat lamp for a while.
Brunch can be eaten everywhere in the new America.
*"Men always say that as the defining compliment, don’t they? She’s a cool girl. Being the Cool Girl means I am a hot, brilliant, funny woman who adores football, poker, dirty jokes, and burping, who plays video games, drinks cheap beer, loves threesomes and anal sex, and jams hot dogs and hamburgers into her mouth like she’s hosting the world’s biggest culinary gang bang while somehow maintaining a size 2, because Cool Girls are above all hot. Hot and understanding. Cool Girls never get angry; they only smile in a chagrined, loving manner and let their men do whatever they want. Go ahead, shit on me, I don’t mind, I’m the Cool Girl.
Men actually think this girl exists. Maybe they’re fooled because so many women are willing to pretend to be this girl. For a long time Cool Girl offended me. I used to see men – friends, coworkers, strangers – giddy over these awful pretender women, and I’d want to sit these men down and calmly say: You are not dating a woman, you are dating a woman who has watched too many movies written by socially awkward men who’d like to believe that this kind of woman exists and might kiss them. I’d want to grab the poor guy by his lapels or messenger bag and say: The bitch doesn’t really love chili dogs that much – no one loves chili dogs that much! And the Cool Girls are even more pathetic: They’re not even pretending to be the woman they want to be, they’re pretending to be the woman a man wants them to be. Oh, and if you’re not a Cool Girl, I beg you not to believe that your man doesn’t want the Cool Girl. It may be a slightly different version – maybe he’s a vegetarian, so Cool Girl loves seitan and is great with dogs; or maybe he’s a hipster artist, so Cool Girl is a tattooed, bespectacled nerd who loves comics. There are variations to the window dressing, but believe me, he wants Cool Girl, who is basically the girl who likes every fucking thing he likes and doesn’t ever complain. (How do you know you’re not Cool Girl? Because he says things like: “I like strong women.” If he says that to you, he will at some point fuck someone else. Because “I like strong women” is code for “I hate strong women.”)*
Joe Biden died earlier this morning after a sudden and violent fall down a staircase while walking in front of Kamala. Please don't think of Kamala Harris' cackling as a sign that she's happy with this outcome, we all grieve in our own way.
It is going into winter in the USA... at some point, he will be taken to some place where a walkway will have ice on it...
just saying...
would partially be solved by giving DC a senator.
just one is clearly still bullshit, but it better than the current zero.
We’re going to have a garden at the White House, right Kamala?
loads pistol yeah, it might even have rabbits
she doesn't have to, she just waits until 2023 and 25th amendments him
If she thinks it's likely she will become President. Or she will put him in a secret room on life support and forge his signature on everything, cancel his public events and have the CIA deepfake his speeches. Maybe have a body double do the inauguration? (Would be easier with the mask)
