hes helped me through a really rough period of time in my life. hes giving me tutoring lessons on various subjects. he rubs me, makes me food, and brings me chocolate when im freaking out from ptsd. we both hate capitalism. and hes just... amazing. oh and he's a beefcake himbo

i had my doubts about him at first, he wasnt good at making first impressions. but i dont think ive ever had anyone pour everything theyve got into me before. it makes me wanna cry. i have no idea how i deserved any of this

like i had people who loved me and i loved them back and we're still good friends. but this guy... he's bringing it all to another level

  • RION [she/her]
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    i dont think ive ever had anyone pour everything theyve got into me before

    🤤

  • TransComrade69 [she/her,ze/hir]
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    Yeah, he's OUR boyfriend now. I don't make the rules. It's just what the people demand.

    That's wonderful though! Sounds like you have a real keeper, pal! :)

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    uhh, is your boyfriend single?

    yo but fr sounds like an amazing relationship and the kind of guy I'm trying to be

    • kristina [she/her]
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      the 👏 left 👏 demands 👏 more 👏 amazing 👏 himbos 👏

      annnd uhhh we might swing in the future who knows

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    hates capitalism

    terrible at first impressions

    beefcake himbo

    Is your boyfriend Turkish?

    • kristina [she/her]
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      no but he does look a lot like a white hasan tbh

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        I knew it couldn’t be Hasan because you said your boyfriend could cook.

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          my boyfriend took offense at my comment, so im rectifying it. he said he looks like a white hasan with HUGE MUSCULAR LEGS. he thinks hasan skipped leg day too many times

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      whats the stereotype here? if this is a stereotype, I feel like ive nailed it.

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        It’s like a case study of Hasan Piker, that Turkish dude who was named woke bae a few years back.

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          tbh its weird to be in a straight relationship. like ive never not dated a queer before

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    tfw never had a relationship like that. It aint like I'm unfuckable, but for some reason that seems to be where it stays

    • kristina [she/her]
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      youll find it eventually! it took me like 9 years of dating and sifting through literally 4000 dudes on dating apps to find this guy

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        Yeah, I think my thing is an issue of timing, I spent my early 20's in the navy doing what sailors do and have been focusing on other stuff since then.

        Got a friend I screw around with sometimes but she doesnt wanna be a girlfriend cuz shes too free spirited. Sux fam

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    I'm 90% sure my GF is only with me for the rubs.

    • kristina [she/her]
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      the rubs are a huge selling point. also calloused strong hands rubbing on me... oomfph

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        Your BF sounds hot ^^ these days if my gf takes her top off it's like "this is either for sex or rubs"

  • flees [comrade/them]
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    No need to be low key, my wife asked me to marry her with a little scavenger hunt thing. So if ya got that feeling, feel it!

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      im probably gonna buy him some dorky book he likes and mention i got it signed by the author and then write 'will you marry me' on the inside

      and maybe actually get it signed by the author but tbh id like to flex on him by NOT getting it signed

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        This is a wonderful idea! I still have all the scavenger notes that my wife did, they’re like some of my most prized possessions.