hes helped me through a really rough period of time in my life. hes giving me tutoring lessons on various subjects. he rubs me, makes me food, and brings me chocolate when im freaking out from ptsd. we both hate capitalism. and hes just... amazing. oh and he's a beefcake himbo
i had my doubts about him at first, he wasnt good at making first impressions. but i dont think ive ever had anyone pour everything theyve got into me before. it makes me wanna cry. i have no idea how i deserved any of this
like i had people who loved me and i loved them back and we're still good friends. but this guy... he's bringing it all to another level
i dont think ive ever had anyone pour everything theyve got into me before
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Yeah, he's OUR boyfriend now. I don't make the rules. It's just what the people demand.
That's wonderful though! Sounds like you have a real keeper, pal! :)
i mean we do believe in communism which means you gotta commune, ya know
Don't cum on the cat. Don't put your dick anywhere near the cat. Never do anything weird with cats.
Is that your boyfriend? That's a good angle, looks a bit like a cat
remember kids your capacity for love and friendship is also your capacity for COMMUNISM
i mean thats a mood. my life isnt hunky dory. im just lucky to have someone carry me through this stretch here. its hard to go it alone sometimes. i could do it without him but itd be way harder and probably more expensive in a lot of ways
uhh, is your boyfriend single?
yo but fr sounds like an amazing relationship and the kind of guy I'm trying to be
the 👏 left 👏 demands 👏 more 👏 amazing 👏 himbos 👏
annnd uhhh we might swing in the future who knows
hates capitalism
terrible at first impressions
beefcake himbo
Is your boyfriend Turkish?
I knew it couldn’t be Hasan because you said your boyfriend could cook.
my boyfriend took offense at my comment, so im rectifying it. he said he looks like a white hasan with HUGE MUSCULAR LEGS. he thinks hasan skipped leg day too many times
whats the stereotype here? if this is a stereotype, I feel like ive nailed it.
It’s like a case study of Hasan Piker, that Turkish dude who was named woke bae a few years back.
tbh its weird to be in a straight relationship. like ive never not dated a queer before
tfw never had a relationship like that. It aint like I'm unfuckable, but for some reason that seems to be where it stays
youll find it eventually! it took me like 9 years of dating and sifting through literally 4000 dudes on dating apps to find this guy
Yeah, I think my thing is an issue of timing, I spent my early 20's in the navy doing what sailors do and have been focusing on other stuff since then.
Got a friend I screw around with sometimes but she doesnt wanna be a girlfriend cuz shes too free spirited. Sux fam
i hadnt transitioned in my first couple of years of adulthood, i pretty much refused to date people because i found myself so thoroughly disgusting that i just couldnt do it. got lots of attention from people anyways, eventually caved to date a nice gay guy. but that didnt last because i needed to grow boobs and gay guys dont like those
idk life is wild, i believe in you!
the rubs are a huge selling point. also calloused strong hands rubbing on me... oomfph
Your BF sounds hot ^^ these days if my gf takes her top off it's like "this is either for sex or rubs"
No need to be low key, my wife asked me to marry her with a little scavenger hunt thing. So if ya got that feeling, feel it!
im probably gonna buy him some dorky book he likes and mention i got it signed by the author and then write 'will you marry me' on the inside
and maybe actually get it signed by the author but tbh id like to flex on him by NOT getting it signed
This is a wonderful idea! I still have all the scavenger notes that my wife did, they’re like some of my most prized possessions.
