ahem Hello lovely lady. My pronouns are he/him/his. Don’t worry, I’m not like those other cis white men haha. Cis get the bullet! Mayocide! Hehe. You should check out my reddit account. I’ve gotten a lot of karma from owning tankies and doing funny bits. But sometimes I can be a bit of a goofball troll too. Yesterday, I went on the_donald and told those chuds to post hog and they banned me haha! A subreddit enforcing its rules, priceless! Sounds like they need a safe space. Not that there is anything wrong with safe spaces though! I think I’m a lot like the twitter account dril when I troll the chuds. Have you heard of dril? That’s D-R-I-L. It’s a pretty crazy twitter account that says silly stuff that you can repeat verbatim to own people. Corncob haha! You should look it up. It’s dumb but hilarious. Whoops sorry, I shouldn’t be using ableist words like dumb. How careless of me. Anywho, have you ever heard of a band called death grips? PRETTY PRETTY NINE MOTHERFUCKER! Haha that’s a death grip lyric reference. Whoops, now everyone is staring at me because I used my outside voice hehe. What’s that? You need to go to the bathroom? If you’d like, I could follow you to make sure no chuds give you any trouble for going in your preferred bathroom because that is my chivalrous duty. Wait, where are you going?! Just a pint of mouthfeel before you go? Please ma’am, might I just have a microwatt of girldick?

  • ElGosso [he/him]
    24·
    4 years ago

    God this is so me

    EDIT: y'all dumbasses think I'm really like this? How could I be horny at a DSA meeting if I never leave my house rofl

    • DSALiberal [none/use name]
      2·
      4 years ago

      If this is actually you, it might be a good idea to reevaluate your life choices as well as how you carry yourself in public. As a leftist, you're inherently representative of how your peers perceive left-wingers. Now there's nothing wrong with being a comrade to trans allies, but this sort of pasta was posted to directly parody the chaser "allies" culture that ends up making comrades uncomfortable. I don't know you, nor do I know how you act irl, but if this is representative of you, there's a lot of internalized transmisogyny you need to work through. This sort of objectification ultimately works to dehumanize the people who need our support the most, and the fact that you can't see them beyond that is incredibly sad.

        • DSALiberal [none/use name]
          1·
          4 years ago

          No one cares, so is everyone else in quarantine. Jerk off and stop being a creep. It's making the comrades uncomfortable

            • DSALiberal [none/use name]
              1·
              4 years ago

              No, please just keep your fucking dick in your pants for five goddamn minutes. I'm not even doing the volcel bit, you're give yourself roadrash

              • ElGosso [he/him]
                14·
                4 years ago

                nah it's fine I have a cream for that

              • DSALiberal [none/use name]
                6·
                4 years ago

                OP's comment is seriously some incel shit, and although I love most of the memes and posts on this community, I feel like for some reason it distilled a lot of the reactionary/chaser culture present in the sub and these horny posts are wayyyy much more prevalent than I remember in the sub. At least they'd almost always get downvoted, but here it seems like there's an embrace of this brocialist online incel culture here

                • ElGosso [he/him]
                  12·
                  4 years ago

                  jesus christ you post a bit and then get all up your own ass when someone else does the same bit lmao

                  • AsleepInspector
                    3·
                    4 years ago

                    If it's not landing, like it blatantly isn't here, perhaps it's time to stop.

                    • ElGosso [he/him]
                      14·
                      4 years ago

                      lmao please nobody would have had a problem with it if the OP didn't immediately flip a shit

            • Jorick [he/him]
              4·
              4 years ago

              We're all horny on this fucking planet, the problem here is consent. Unless they make the first step and are interested in that kind of stuff with you, acting like you do is horrible for optics, yourself and your image, and trans women.

              Re-think your life and priorities.

        • VolcelPolice [any]
          ·
          4 years ago

          Looks like this one's gone terminal, you hate to see it get this bad

          • ElGosso [he/him]
            6·
            4 years ago

            just make it quick

            I'm too horny to live

      • ElGosso [he/him]
        1·
        4 years ago

        Guess the "assume everything is a bit" line died with the old sub

    • cumwaffle [she/her]
      2·
      4 years ago

      ngl reading gross shit like this makes me feel worse than reading transphobic shit, im not a fucking kink

      the 10 upvotes this comment got isnt making me feel any better :/