Post your 2021 predictions so they can be ridiculed by others
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He didn't have access to the adrenocrome vending machine in the break room yet
Everything will just inexorably continue to get worse, with only fleeting and illusory glimpses of respite that ultimately only serve to make the unavoidable return to misery all the more unbearable
But enough about my life hahaha, predictions for 2021 is everything will be great once that mean ol Drumpf is out of office 😤
2021 will be the year of
WORLDWIDE INTERNATIONAL COMMUNISM
:harold-manic:
(No, I will not explain.)
We're gonna get another "soft" lockdown that won't do shit because the "essential business" loopholes will keep everything open except that one book store that forgot to order masks and sanitizer to sell.
Ooh I've always wanted to do this but only recently figured out how the emotes work: :vote:
Okay here's a few:
Kissinger lives another year.
There will be exactly one more stimulus check.
The intelligence state thing will happen but it'll be forgotten in a week, not a month.
There will still be COVID restrictions in the fall, but very few of them. Most - but not all - of the US will not need them.
Olympics actually happen, with heavy COVID restrictions in place. It results in super-spreading in the Global South.
Kyle Rittenhouse will be convicted of murder. George Floyd's killers will get manslaughter.
The Biden blackface pictures come out and libs explain it away as an exercise in empathy.
Kissinger will survive this year because evil cannot die.
He's made of the goo in the cannister in Prince of Darkness
Kissinger has to die this year. Maybe we will get a duece and Cheney will drop dead also.
There's also going to be the inevitable regime change war in Venezuela.
Whether or not it is successful is a different matter (my inner doomer thinks it will be, but I hope to God I am wrong).
I'm cautiously optimistic about Venezuela. I think there's no chance we see an Iraq-style invasion under Biden, and between the Juan Guaido blunder and the fuckup that was Bay of Pigs Part Deux, we may lay off on the coup attempts to try and maintain plausible deniability. Plus, at this point there's no hope for "the people will rise up in support of the coup government" and a lack of credible domestic opposition if Guaido was the best they could come up with.
I will have my tits sucked on by a man or woman who also has tits.
