Step 3: Cover yourself in oil
But seriously, it's a great benefit of not being from the great satan.
Begging some of you to go outside.
The problem is all the Australians will leave the site now that upvotes are disabled.
you're very lucky that I can't tell whether this is 4chan-esque praise of our shitposting abilities, or a redditor joke about being upside-down
In Australia you can go outside because you took care of covid months ago. We’re still having 9/11s everyday.
Well lucky you, cause in my city it's 35.c and I'm dying already.
We’re not completely out of the woods yet but yes, we freak out over 5 or 10 news cases in a day... compared to the dumpster fires in various other places we are lucky.
Yeah but it's still 10000 degrees outside so I don't wanna go outside anyway. I will literally catch on fire.
cut to Gladys Berejiklian standing in a model kitchen on a home shopping network set
But wait, there's more :covid-cool:
I personally have some serious issues with the Australian criminal justice system's use of "bust a deal, face the wheel"
But congrats on missing the internet drama
It’s actually not as bad as last summer because apparently there wasn’t much left to burn!
We’re all fucked.
I'm taking this as a commendation of my posting abilities, and as such, I will now be insufferable in my hubris
alright, you get a pass for your determination to the cause.
only hotcouchguy will remain inside
It's 6pm here but I did fuck all today, good luck in your fuck all as well
