I like this genre because I can one up any post by commenting “imagine having money for x”
Unironically, if you can fit something as nutritionally useless as celery into your budget you're into "decadence of seasoning" territory.
It's because it's lower calorie than crackers. It also has no/negligible carbs and a bit of fiber. Also you get to trick yourself into thinking because it's green and grown you're eating it with something healthy. It's also pretty neutral in taste and most crackers are salty. ...also a lot of people think it has negative calories.
Exactly, this is why I don't bother with any of the other ingredients when making curry and just eat spoonfuls of tumeric.
What I'm saying is that you need ingredients to make food, and celery is a pretty great ingredient that's actually better than tumeric because you can eat it raw without vomiting.
All my pasta sauce and stew bases have celery in them. One batch can usually last 3 of us a few days.
Maybe I'm alone in this, because most people I ask tell me I'm crazy when I mention it, but celery has the strongest, most disgusting bitter flavour imaginable to me. And the smell is even worse. Celery ruins a good stew.
I like how that makes it sound like a super power, so I'll go with that from now on :stalin-heart:
I get this too! Though it's not so bad if the celery is cooked, cooking it makes it tolerable. But raw celery is just disgusting to me.
Check out the 15th Earl of Derbinshire up there who can afford to buy tea!
Imagine having money for an electronic device with which to comment on chapo dot chat
Imagine having money to buy clothes as to not get kicked out of the library for public nudity
I just give the nearest stranger my login details and ask them to write out a shitpost for me. This one is by Tony, who drives a van
easy to get a old second hand computer or phone for almost free or free, it’s the internet that’s more expensive in most places
Are you getting ripped off at Publix instead of going to Aldi?
Costco is the only grocer worth stanning. Even with the membership fees, you will save a shitload over the course of a year. Plus their CEO is sympathetic to the working class (as much as an American CEO is capable of anyway).
The ones that have whole bean loose coffee. You put a bag under it and pull a lever.
I forgot that existed tbh. It's been awhile since I've been in a store with that.
False, go to Aldi. Publix is a rip-off and the owners use their liquor/drug revenues to lobby against weed.
Knockoff trader joe's blows Publix out of the water, and they let the cashiers sit down.
yeah im on the west coast ive only seen one publix and its as booj as a whole foods
I'm in the mid east and same, have family in FL though and Publix is like the only grocery store in a lot of places. They're only bourgeois when they have competition, which they don't really have in Florida.
