• keepcarrot [she/her]
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        1 year ago

        I think I'm sort of getting the same thing with sentences learning a second language. I know a word is supposed to be in there, but I can't remember exactly where, so it goes somewhere in the middle at a guess.

    • keepcarrot [she/her]
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      1 year ago

      One of the oddities in English is the tendency to insert extra "n"s into words. Ravager turns into Ravanger (or more commonly Ravenger), turret turns into turrent.

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      1 year ago

      I love the word trebuchet because...

      • It's a siege engine and even though it was horrible in real life - I love it in movies.
      • My favorite font is Trebuchet MS. It's easier to read for dyslexics.
      • It's a symmetrical chess situation where the player who must move loses. Oh, man - it's too hard to explain so it's Wikipedia to the rescue. It's a kind of zugzwang.
    • Umechan [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      Trench-a-butt sounds like carving a hole in someone's ass. Maybe it would work for obtaining military secrets from enemy captives, but it probably wouldn't be effective as a siege weapon.

  • NoLeftLeftWhereILive [none/use name, she/her]
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    1 year ago

    So many, but the funniest has been "meme" (English is not my first language). My online friends who are English speakers were eternally amused by it, sadly my audhd brain has forgotten how I pronounced it.

  • Rom [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    While we're on the subject who the fuck decided lingerie should be pronounced lawn-jer-ay? Petition to stop letting the French decide how words are spelled because if I have to try to correctly spell burgiouisey one more time I'm going to flip.

    • Dolores [love/loves]
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      1 year ago

      if the english were managing their language so well why did they lose the battle of Hastings? berdly-smug

      • OrganicIndependence@lemm.ee
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        1 year ago

        Not trying to troll or creep. I didn’t realize what instance I was on at first. But I read your spelling and my head immediately jumped to the Borgs from Star Trek. Got a solid cackle from me. It’s been a long disappointing day so genuinely, thank you for my laughter. I’ve seen too much RISA maybe. Have a great one

    • Abraxiel
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      1 year ago

      It's "lɛ̃ʒ.ʁi" in French with the "ee" instead of "ay"

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      1 year ago

      To me that makes it sound like an insect - It's kinda like a no see em but bigger with a worse bite.

      No see em is another name for biting midges

    • averagedrunk@lemmy.ml
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      1 year ago

      I like that one. It was one of mine. Two others were macabre and segue.

      There were a LOT more. I read a lot so I saw a lot more words in print than I heard growing up.

  • Awoo [she/her]
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    1 year ago

    Segue, how the fuck are you supposed to guess the pronounciation of that when there's hardly any other english words like it? I pretty much didn't learn the actual way to say it until university. I always said it "SEGG" and just assumed the rest was silent because it's ridiculous.

    • keepcarrot [she/her]
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      1 year ago

      I remember mispronouncing Montague (from shakespeare) for the same reason.

  • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
    hexagon
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    1 year ago

    What is one word you realized you were pronouncing wrong until you heard someone else say it?

    Mine: affidavit

    Pronounced it a-fit-a-vit (not unlike "a Fitbit") for about 3 months in college trying to get out of a dorm contract I wasn't happy with.

    Nitter

    I'm dyslexic so my relationship to words like "affidavit" is a strange one. My first exposure to the word must have been via a tv series. I watched an insane amout of tv as a kid. So I heard the word many years before I ever saw the written form. With such words - there's confusion in my mind when I see the written form. If I were to look at the word and try to pronounce it - I'd likely mispronounce it like then I was a kid coping with pretty easy words that still gave me grief.

  • 2Password2Remember [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    don’t have a good answer to OP’s question but i just want to give a shoutout to my fellow IPA literate sickos in this thread fighting the good fight

    Death to America

    • rake_in_lake [comrade/them]
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      1 year ago

      You just resurfaced a horrible memory of being an awkward lit nerd who wanted to fit in but also did a lot of reading alone. I was dunked on so relentlessly first year of college when trying to discuss “Go-eth”.

      Fuck you other lit undergrads from my class. Wherever you are. Hope you all stub a toe.

  • JoeByeThen [he/him, they/them]
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    1 year ago

    Parable of the Sower... I thought it was a book about pigs (sows). I still mispronounce it in my head.😅

  • WhyEssEff [she/her]
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    1 year ago

    Subpoena, pronounced it as sʌb-pəʊ-ena (/suhb-pou-ehna/). There is no argument that oe should make an [i] sound. I refuse to entertain the thought.

  • rjs001@lemmygrad.ml
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    1 year ago

    As a child I though epitome was said as epuh-e-tome because I had only seen it in books. When I said it everyone laughed at me