spent like an hour on this shit, feels miserable already, didn't know it actually took effort?????? wtf so unfair
Me after I lose my sudden burst of adhd energy mid-task that takes significant commitment
I'm too fast on ctrl a + delete when this happens. sometimes you just gotta power through it, and that makes it significantly easier to walk away from lol
its just like working a muscle once you do it enough you can shit out a 500 word essay about why big titty Luigi is an anti-semetic trope np
I tried. Couldn't come up with anything that wasn't insanely racist. Something about Roman jews idk
I' ve gotten to the point where my shitposts turn into effort posts. Its kinda concerning/disturbing. I'll go in trying to write justa stupid reply, but end up 20 minutes later with a half dozen paragraphs which often even include citations. Like that post I made about Romans and their public toilets were they'd all look each other in the eye and have shit-offs, I made 90% of that up, but I still went ant double-checked some parts of i t to make sure it would at least sound plausible. fuck I think im doing it again, time to log offf
Your dad probably believes much more destructive lies, just let him have this one
NO WTF WAS IT MADE UP? I REPOSTED IT WTF THINKIJG IT WAS ALL TRUE
no don't log off, keep going
The more you do it the easier it gets to launch into a massive post, don't fight it
Thank you for not just stealing Monty Python bits for that one
Damn, I didn't even think to fact check that post, it was the perfect blend of interesting and insignificant information. Bravo.
You made that up? That's awesome! I'm a sucker for really plausible lies.
That feeling when you compose a masterpiece of a post, making sure you've exhaustively covered every conceivable base, and you realize its 3 paragraphs long.
That knowledge of your own genius when your post is perfect without even
It does! and it's annoying when no one even sees them!
even when it's just a silly story about a pirate video game
Okay, so I just had the coolest shit happen in Sea of Thieves, just trust me and read/watch through my story, you won't regret it!
(all the links are 30 second clips, it's the best I could do)
We finished our previous adventures and returned to an outpost to sell our loot. After that we set the boat on fire and set it out to sea. Thing is, the boat was more powerful than we imagined, and it became immortal. When we set it out to sea, it was turning just right so it came back to the island and wedged itself perfectly into the docks where it came to rest exactly in the spot we had just been parked to sell our loot. The path it took to get there was shaped like a dick, none of this was on purpose and now the ship was immortal so I decided to take it as a sign that something special would happen.
I waited a bit and experimented, but it didn't seem like it was going anywhere on its own, so I decided to wait it out and believe in whatever magic was happening. I raised the Reaper flag (which marked my ship on the map for others with the flag) to increase the chances and then got busy waiting! I climbed to the top of the island and scanned the horizon looking for ships for about 20 minutes, with no luck other than a skeleton ship drawing closer. Soon it got very close to the island and I decided to swim over. I climbed onto the ladder but didn't go all the way up, and I just hung there.
As I hung on this ladder, the ship started targeting my ship and circling the island. With each lap of the island (taking 2 minutes and 3 seconds, I timed it after awhile because I was bored) it tore my ship apart with cannonballs
Yet still, my ship persisted. It was truly immortal.
for the next 40 minutes, or 20 laps, I clung to the ladder and watched the days go by. I had accidentally fallen off the ladder at one point and had to wait for the ghost ship to come around again. As it came around I swam towards it when suddenly- a player ship! I swam over while playing music to show my friendliness and they shot me in the face.
I gave them the box of supplies we'd left for someone to find and then we played some tunes for a while as his partners fought the skeleton ship
I followed them along the beach and I scampered up to the top of the island to watch them duke it out. At first they were getting their asses kicked, but then they turned it into a beautiful ram grappling the ships together and hammering the galleon with cannonballs: ship wrestling ensued
One of the pirates boarded the flaming skeleton galleon and fought bravely for a while
By this point they had strayed rather close to the cliff I was standing on and I jumped down onto their ship and into the fray to help them fight when suddenly
THE KRAKEN SPAWNS and we let loose a tremendous volley of cannonshot
We quickly finished off the Galleon and sailed outside the Krakens cursed waters while shredding its tentacles. [I was just finishing off the final tentacles when one of the pirates came up behind me and executed me with a blunderbuss.
The moral of the story is patience is a virtue, and don't trust pirates unless they're playing music
im sorry but hold up -- you can give your ships funeral pyres in this goddamn game?? why haven't i picked it up yet
Hell yeah, you can basically do whatever you want (except play offline) this game rules
do i have to conscript my friends into playing with me or can I just be a hermit pirate who sails around on the high seas, plundering alone
going solo on a sloop is possible for sure, especially if you play at off hours, but imo it's best with 2 people on a sloop. You can have up to 4 crew, using the Galleon
Join us on Chapo Game House if you want to try and find some people to play with
Sorry, I’m a writer and sometimes this shit just has to come out, and if the internet void can’t comment on it, what’s the point? I only got a few comments on my effortpost but I’m pretty satisfied.
