How do you guys recommend I start a conversation with a human I’m attracted to
What I do is find the biggest rat I can and present it to him while screaming and bobbing my head up and down.
Personally I use the penguin approach: I find the smoothest possible pebble, waddle on to the person I'm attracted too, and present the pebble to the person with an expectant look.
"Hey, wanna fuck? Haha, me either: I'm volcel. Like Lenin said, sex is a deviancy of the bourgeoisie. You know that word has an r in it? I always forget that when typing and have to look it up."
(Please do not do this) (Also, good luck!)
talk to them like anyone else and then ask if they wanna cuddle or something? thats usually what i do tho im not a guy
seems to always work for me though im also very tiny and nonthreatening
you could be more threatening if you waved a gun/hatchet around in all your pictures and referenced how much you love to stab in all your posts
yes i have a gun the size of my body that i wave around all the time
yes im an anime girl how did you know
Find something this person is interested in, then discuss. Then find something you are interested in, then discuss. Genuine is good.
Wear the Brace Belden "Bush did 9/11 shirt", instant convo starter.
start by opening your mouth as wide as possible and unfolding your genitals like a blossoming tree in spring time
Wait, is there actually a connection between bis and compulsively doing finger guns? :hexbear-bi-2: 🤔 Cause I thought that was just a me thing
It's definetely a bi thing in online spaces (e.g. this post currently on the r/bisexual front page), haven't heard / seen it offline tbh
This is the first time I've ever really related to a bi meme where the joke wasn't just "I am attracted to men and women". Wowow I feel so seen. Also I am a double barrel obviously.
You tell them to read theory.
Then, after they have become true scholars of the immortal science of Marxism-Leninism, they will be grateful for your guidance. And then you make your move.
How do you start a conversation with a person you're not attracted to?
I strongly recommend you actually use a matching app over a swiping app, gives you actual things besides their appearance to use to start a conversation.
I don't suggest this, lol. Nobody with a real job has time for all that BS on OKC.
Tinder is amazing if you live in an urban area.
I got my first date in years when I started asking people for their stance on Palestine as an opener in Tinder (unfortunately no one wanted to discuss geopolitics but you win some, lose some).
Send them lots of clips of Matt Christman screeching. Works like a charm.
