https://mobile.twitter.com/WideBlackEyes/status/1359305811311271936
that's the happiest little emoji i ever did see look at that cute little thing omg
remember when conservatives were mad about being forced to wear seatbelts?
Remember when conservatives were mad about [insert any reasonable idea.]
The seatbelt mirrors the embrace of another human being, and that's gay as hell no way we're doing that.
Did she stutter? Warewolf. Rock hard dick. Tender embrace. What then?
Well, if we assume that the werewolf is consensually and tenderly embracing you from behind, with it's long lengthy paws wrapped protectively around your upper body with a firmness that makes you feel safe and steadfastly locking your upper body in place. The impressive rock hard dick is inside of you completely to the base, with the knot included, thus steadily anchoring your lower body as well.
You probably won't be flying through the windscreen on a collision. This has been my scientific analysis, I won't be taking any questions.
The seatbelt mirrors the embrace of another human being
I fuckin wish
Just make a bunch of commercials with a homosexual couple reminding their kids of the importance of buckling up. Emphasize this is a homosexual couple and they are reminding their kids about how important seatbelts are. The bigots will be seething and just go cut the seatbelts out of their car to spite "the gays."
One time in college during a STEM course I mentioned the fact that new residential construction has to have a means of egress in case of fire and one of my classmates said “god, people are so sensitive these days.” This is now my go-to example of toxic masculinity.
Women and children evacuate first in case of disasters, therefore wanting to evacutate in case of fire makes you a woman or a child.
Checkmate, atheist.
If there were a strong labor party, workers would just brag about how they'd push their boss out of the way to evacuate. It would be better that way.
pffft, dying because a machine says you should
sounds pretty un-manly to me
Real Men™ die fighting wildlife with their bare handsI'd rather my body be pulverized into a fine mist than risk a male paramedic stripping my clothes off
things that real men don't do:
- wear seatbelts
- wear helmets
- wear gloves
- wear socks
- wear underwear
- shop
- use soap
- brush teeth
- wipe
- cook
- eat plant fiber
- sleep indoors
- read
- math
- speak clearly
as a critical man theorist, I posit if you don't eat plant fiber, it is biologically impossible to not cry.
Everything is gay. For instance easy textbooks: https://hexbear.net/post/82882
