we need oversight of their massive budget to stop this travesty!

  • happybadger [he/him]
    ·
    1 year ago

    How can I be a paedophile when I'm a youth pastor driving a shady white van that has sex crossed out on the back? I'm just on my way to talk to kids about how horny I'm not.

    • jonne@infosec.pub
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      1 year ago

      Yep, I'm going to be the least surprised person when the guy that owns the van ends up in prison.

  • hexaflexagonbear [he/him]
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    edit-2
    1 year ago

    That's ironically the horniest thing I've ever seen. Smut busters teen team??

    • invalidusernamelol [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      It's a prop from a tv show where the whole joke is that the guy who made it is incredibly sexually repressed.

  • UlyssesT [he/him]
    ·
    1 year ago

    The splatter imagery on the logo is especially sus. volcel-judge

  • mkultrawide [any]
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    1 year ago

    The Volcel Police have taken up action against local sex predator shop by buying out all of their merchandise in order to destroy it.

    • VOLCEL_POLICE [it/its]B
      ·
      1 year ago

      Show

      The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

      نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

      volcel-police

    • mkultrawide [any]
      ·
      1 year ago

      It's from a very good HBO show called Righteous Gemstones about a family that runs a megachurch in the South.

  • D61 [any]
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    1 year ago

    comrade-stoic I will martyr myself for the volcel cause by buying all the smut.

    • culpritus [any]
      hexagon
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      1 year ago

      This Film Is Dedicated To The Brave Smut Busters Of South Carolina

  • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
    ·
    1 year ago

    I will continue being skeptical of the morals of anyone that uses the word "teen" in their branding.

  • volcel_olive_oil [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    is this like ghostbusters, do they have sci-fi vaccuums to suck up all the porn

    or do they have little handcuffs they put on your dick if you have sex

  • Dessa [she/her]
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    1 year ago

    My brother was an officer of the Volcel force, died inaction. Not all cops are bad. RIP