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- chapotraphouse
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- chapotraphouse
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https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1362088861774544897
Imagine, if you will, a beautiful tropical island. The sun is shining, there's a warm breeze that smells faintly of coconuts, and the sound of the surf breaking against the shore is steady and gentle. All over the white sand beach are hundreds, thousands, maybe millions, of little reddish-orange crabs. Crabs on rocks, crabs on logs, crabs just about everywhere you look. And they are all dancing.
70 crabs for his death-day shit cake.
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BEST :crab-party: BIRTHDAY :crab-party: PRESENT :crab-party: EVER :crab-party:
Truly the gift that keeps on giving, because every year from now on you get to celebrate your birthday and Rush Limbaugh dying 🤗
Hoping I get to celebrate a triple kill of Limbaugh, Philip, and Kissinger :inshallah:
Can we bring him back to life just to kill him again and do that for infinity. But every time death gets worse.
"i feel for his family"
What? you think they're not also happy about it? Chomping at the bit for that NPR money lol.
Lol, so many banned users in /r/news they had to lock it in 15 minutes.
https://www.reddit.com/r/news/comments/llzdbq/rush_limbaugh_dead_at_70/
It just crossed my mind how many common people have death threats made about them on social media , and no one bats an eye at it. These people with tons of power and influence have a gaggle of losers posthumously defending them. My blood boils thinking bout idiots cheering acts of violence against BLM protestors then lambasting me for being glad Rush died. He influenced millions of people into being shitbirds, he contributed to the opioid epidemic, he has put himself out in the public eye to be a spectacle. Every political demonstrator would rather be at home, but they do it because they believe in some civics or society. This fucker flapped his gums for some money in a studio all day culminating in a miserable life of hate, rest in piss.
Jesus I hate Reddit. Takes this moment to talk about the dangers of lung cancer. Just like npr taking Epstein to talk about suicide prevention.
From the bottom of my heart, can I just say
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha get fucked
I'm surprised to hear the volcel police tell someone to 'get fucked'. Very unlike you.
Also, he can't get fucked because he is dead :crab-party:
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So fitting that the voice of conservativism for three decades was a fat, Xaned up three-times divorced piece of shit from Florida.
Condolences to an accomplished man's family, comrade tumor died young but did so much :crab-party: :hexcrab-party: :hex-crab-chapo: :sicko-crab: