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Something about the physics in this photo looks all wrong. He looks like he's about to catch them, not like he's throwing them.
I agree. To me it looks like they may actually be jumping out of the pot into his hands.
I think it's the way there's like a "stream" of peppers. As if they were being fed out by a conveyor or something. If he just had a bunch of peppers in his hands and tossed them in a way that would put his hand like that they would just be in a large "blob" of pepper chucks flying through the air.
End of kitchen play
Crumbling away
I bring bell pepper destruction
Pots that pump with fear
Sucking darkness clear
Leading on your meal's construction
Taste this, you will see
More is all you need
Dedicated to
How i toss for you
Come cooking faster (faster)
Obey your master (master)
Your stove burns faster (faster)
Obey your
Master!
Master!
Master of Peppers
And cooking machines
Boiling and frying and roasting them things
Inject that capsicum straight in my veins
Just call my name when the Insta Pot rings
MASTER
MASTER
Knifework is the way
Never you betray
Chopping bell peppers on an axis
Flavor monopoly
Ritual delicacy
Peppers for breakfast counts as praxis
Let's start a band
That sweet insta pot life. Sometes I'm that happy while making a stew or whatever
malevolent AI generated image energy like www.thispersondoesnotexist.com
"Toss & Go"
Do I want to know what the protein is going to be
James Hetfield from Metallica using telekinesis to levitate peppers
Edit: Damn it, scrolled down and saw that like half the thread is people making this exact point, keeping this up for posterity.
James Hetfield attends Hogwarts, learns how to summon a stream of peppers into a pot.
