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my doctor wife. my wife, the doctor. my wife, who by the way, is a doctor. the wife of ben shapiro, who is also a doctor. my wife. the doctor.
Ah yes, the doctor. Ben wife. The doctor specifically who is Benwife.
Ben doctor wife
Why do I keep showing up to this awful site to see awful Ben Shapiro twitter screenshots? Why do I get joy out of this?
idk but there are two more episodes of this https://www.iheart.com/podcast/105-behind-the-bastards-29236323/episode/what-we-learned-from-ben-shapiros-61013395/
And a more recent read of a terribly thirsty Obama/Biden mystery novel and it's all fucking hilarious and terrifying that it exists at the same time.
How dare you mock this man, he is doing more for the volcel cause than any of you deviants on this site
Imagine waking up every day of your life a joyless little scold and never trying to improve yourself.
OH YOU'RE SO CLEVER BEN! WHAT'S A METAPHOR? I DON'T KNOW EITHER! THE WAY YOU DEMONSTRATE YOUR UNDERSTANDING OF TYPICAL HUMAN BIOLOGY ABSOLUTELY FLOORS ME BEN! HOW DO YOU DO IT? WHAT AN INTELLECTUAL LINE OF CRITIQUE!
What's funny is that he retweeted someone going "HE'S NOT OWNED HE'S NOT OWNED! THE LEFT IS OWNED!!!!": https://twitter.com/MattWalshBlog/status/1292966344439341058
Guessing Ben's getting in on the critique of Cardi B/Megan thee Stallion's WAP song. Its what all the cool kids on social media are doing right now.
On a tangent, the song is fun. I cannot stand the discussion surrounding it. I'm sorry there's no violin and you can't play it over the loud speaker at school, Ben. Truly I am. I'm sorry that after I listen to this, I lose my capacity to appreciate technical, soulful, or gentle music. I now only crave more cacophonous, degenerate sounds. Also, my capacity to appreciate women deteriorated as my brain beecame as smooth as a bowling ball.
Or maybe it's a 4 minute song where Cardi B says "Spit on his mic and now he's trying to sign me". That shit's funny as fuck.
Much like HP Lovecraft, Ben seems to think that listening to rap causes you to slowly transform from an upright, sock-wearing caucasian into a hunched, skittering cannibal.
Full disclosure: I do wear crocs in the gym shower and sandals at the beach. Maybe he was right