Every day I get a step closer to unironically believing in the adrenochrome thing. Only one hero is strong enough to take down a British royal ghoul :brace-cowboy:
The UK has some of the best arcane ritual medicine in the world, not surprising he pulled through. We tend to look down on the NHS in the US, but they can assemble the dark relics and invoke the shadow lord way better than we can. That's just the power of nationalized medicine.
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yeah, right. we all know the rich bastards get their ungodly blood rituals done in private hospitals; thats why they're so okay with defunding ours :angery:
The Royal Family is literally melting down because one of their spawn married a black woman and moved to Canada.
Imagine anything this fucking fragile survive five centuries.
That guy was incredibly white and the entire entourage was coked up to the gills.
If you want to go full conspiracy theory, just concede that Princess Diana and JFK Jr are safely in hiding in anticipation of the anti-pedophile white nationalist revolution that will happen right after Trump regains office.
The procedure was him eating a bunch of children's hearts, wasn't it?
I swear, at some point this dude wished for immortality on a cursed monkey's paw
Actually the sacrifice had nothing to do with the procedure, it's just the quaint traditional Br*tish way of showing reverence to royals.
If I ever get to the point where I look like that just give me the heroic fent dose ffs
this man’s wouldn’t even need a makeover to double as a Walking Dead extra tbh
What does he even gain by still being alive at this point? At 99 I can't imagine life is enjoyable. Maybe just sticking around to join the 100 club then kick the bucket?
Seriously I don’t get it. My grandpa kicked it at 87 and the last 3 years he was just a total mess who couldn’t even recognize me. I was relieved when we got the call that he had died.
Personally I’d be fine passing in my 70s, in a rocking chair watching the sun set instead of drolling on myself in a hospital bed.
