crab-party crab-party crab-party crab-party crab-party crab-party crab-party

Edit: My wife says that I seem happier than the day that we got married. She's not wrong.

Edit2: I realised that I spelled Pissingers name wrong in the title. Pity.

  • daisy
    ·
    7 months ago

    Where were you when Kissinger died?

    I was high as a kite watching Buster Keaton movies. strangelove-wow

    • ped_xing [he/him]
      ·
      7 months ago

      An IRA bar. Fucking jovial in here.

    • bdonvr@thelemmy.club
      ·
      edit-2
      7 months ago

      Not kidding literally at work, one earbud in on a conference call with my local Communist Party club lmaoooo someone announced it on the call

      10000% serious

    • Ericthescruffy [he/him]
      ·
      edit-2
      7 months ago

      Wish I could admit to something cooler but I was watching Harry Potter with kiddo (I've really tried...he's into it though through my ex tho).

      I can happily say however that we paused the movie and proceeded to dance around the house at the joyous good news. He's recording it in his diary now!

      Also;

      https://hexbear.net/comment/3113940

      Called it!!!!!!

      • FumpyAer [any, comrade/them]
        ·
        7 months ago

        The idea of a small child recording a war criminal's death in their diary is making me laugh 😆

        • Ericthescruffy [he/him]
          ·
          7 months ago

          Lolol....He's a child and honestly has little context for any of it...he just knows he's asked me if there are any real life supervillains/sith lords in real life and I've told him "well....there is Henry Kissinger...."

      • GreenTeaRedFlag [any]
        ·
        7 months ago

        It's okay for your kid to like it, as long as they outgrow it at some point.

    • charly4994 [she/her, comrade/them]
      ·
      7 months ago

      I was playing Minecraft and didn't believe my friend after he messaged me. Was certain he unlocked immortality.

    • CrushKillDestroySwag
      ·
      7 months ago

      I was editing a fantasy erotica story I wrote like three weeks ago.

    • Grimble [he/him,they/them]
      ·
      7 months ago

      Listening to the Guts theme on my phone, pacing around the room with Hexbear on one tab and an algorithm programming assignment on the other. High as fuck. I can feel the packwatches increasing on the daily and finally feel like I have a soul again. Good times

    • Cromalin [she/her]
      ·
      edit-2
      7 months ago

      i was in the middle of writing a comment explaining a dumb joke edit of a stan kelly comic about visual novels

    • TheLastHero [none/use name]
      ·
      7 months ago

      Listening to the Clash, was damn poetry to see those notifications roll in with such a glorious soundtrack (Kingston Advice from Sandinista!)

    • IronJoe1984 [comrade/them, he/him]
      ·
      7 months ago

      Just getting out of a Taco Bell drive thru after work. The DJ at the local college metal show announced it then started playing Peace Sells by Megadeath.

    • Dessa [she/her]
      ·
      7 months ago

      'kissinger is kill'
      'yes'

    • CloutAtlas [he/him]
      ·
      7 months ago

      Celebrating with thousands and thousands of Muslims in New Jersey, dancing on rooftops near Trump Tower.

    • pisstoria [he/him]
      ·
      7 months ago

      getting a big bowl of ice cream and then decided to get an even bigger bowl

    • Orannis62 [ze/hir]
      ·
      7 months ago

      I was showing my gf Children of Men

      Love that movie but fuck if this isn't the best palate cleanser from that bleakness

    • ashinadash [she/her, comrade/them]
      ·
      7 months ago

      Okay so I was laying in bed with my wife, browsing fucking /pol/. I wanted to see what the world's largest population of brainworms is saying nowadays. Mild psychic damage, and the result is that some anon on /pol/ informed me that Henry Kissinger died. I thought they were trolling.

    • anonochronomus [comrade/them]
      ·
      7 months ago

      I frantically rode my bike to the corner store 5 minutes before it closed to grab a drink to celebrate, now I can listen to the Wailers and revel in a small victory that required nothing of me but the passing of time.

    • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
      ·
      7 months ago

      Sitting down after work with my cat. Let out a huge laugh at the news which scared her.

    • g_g [they/them]
      ·
      7 months ago

      havin an after work beer. now i'm havin two. this one's for you, champ!

    • viva_la_juche [they/them, any]
      ·
      7 months ago

      Doing a few touch ups for my client after Christmas shopping with my wife. Pretty cozy day tbh

    • Lydia [she/her]
      ·
      7 months ago

      listening to my vinyl of tpab and my friend messaged me, oh joy

    • luddybuddy [comrade/them]
      ·
      7 months ago

      At a restaurant for my friend’s birthday when my partner got the NYT alert. I may have double-fist-pumped and yelled “rest in piss” a bit too loud

    • Optimus_Subprime [he/him, they/them]
      ·
      7 months ago

      Watching Shannon Morse talk about passkeys and yubikeys on YT. Looking to make my setup more secure.

      Then I came here to check the news and FUCK YESSSSS HE'S DEAD lets-fucking-go

    • AnarchoCummunist [he/him]
      ·
      7 months ago

      Studying for some stupid cloud admin exam. This warrants a break.

    • Aliveelectricwire [it/its]
      ·
      7 months ago

      Accidentally robotripping and under a weighted blanket cuddling my dog

    • ChestRockwell [comrade/them, any]
      ·
      7 months ago

      At home, drinking cherry coke zero.

      Needless to say, I got the nice whiskey down and poured a glass.

    • barrbaric [he/him]
      ·
      7 months ago

      In the middle of talking with a friend, interrupted and told him to hold on while I verified something very important.

    • PointAndClique [they/them]
      ·
      7 months ago

      I was playing Super Auto Pets and managed to win with all pets at max level, then flicked over to HB to read this. How fucking good!

        • Evilphd666 [he/him, comrade/them]
          ·
          edit-2
          7 months ago

          I have a few more Chaos boons to 100% the darkness behind the night of hell, so hopefully eventually.

          I hear they locked him away in his own special hell-void a century in the making as even the shades who reside didn't deserve to witness the torment set aside for dead-motherfucker .

          I hear they've given reprive to sisyphus and Bouldy is being given a new task with blinged out extreme measures napalm despensing spikes. Then there's the Gaza Heights which gives him random relief on occasion, but it's never enough. That's just to blow the foundations out from under him once he gets an inkling of ever looking forward to anything.

          It's what some would call maybe-later-kiddo "p r a g m a t i c" .

          Even during development it was just constant renovations as his depravity seemed to know no bounds.

    • sky@codesink.io
      ·
      7 months ago

      Drunk at Olive Garden. What a blessing.

    • Leper_Messiah [he/him]
      ·
      7 months ago

      High as a kite playing a racing game, my roommate told me and i said "ABOUT FUCKING TIME"

    • FumpyAer [any, comrade/them]
      ·
      7 months ago

      Don't know the exact Time of Death, but when the news broke I was at home with my cat. Probably when it happened I was driving a relative to the doctor's office.

    • wtypstanaccount04 [he/him]
      ·
      7 months ago

      At work scrolling through train twitter, looking at pictures like this

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